#scoutingfordeath

Send me a ✍ and I will generate a number 1-200

And make a starter based on what I get.

140.   Hand me that box of rubbers and let’s get to it.

OH MY GOD I"m SO SORRY -shakes fist at random.org-

Erwin slipped the jacket from his shoulders, wondering just how he'd gotten into this mess. At least she wasn't bad-looking, in his estimation. She was actually quite lovely, and if he were to be strong armed into something like this, then he was glad that she was at least aesthetically pleasing.

ツ - make my muse laugh/smile

Out of the shadows of Sina knows what dimension, Erwin Smith pulls out the best and only pickup line he knows. The words shred through the stratus and echo into oblivion, for they are the very definition of a choice one immediately regrets. Like eating an entire cheesecake alone, this too seemed like A Good Idea At The Time. 

“I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”

if i get 5 of these (☂ ) you can hear my voice

O_O 4/5

Send questions then? 

SEND ME A ♡ IF I'M YOUR SENPAI

Eeep.

Ah thank you so much dear <3