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          Constantine might not be his most favored partner but Hellboy could say one good thing about him, sort of things he handled were more up the investigator’s alley. No tights required. Give Hellboy a good monster to fight or a decent supernatural case to investigate, that was what he got with John. Demons, magic, the occult. They’d work a bit better as a duo if they didn’t have differing styles.

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 “I know; I’ve tried that a couple of times before – never exactly work out.” She’s not going to go into detail about it; rather doubts he would really care to listen. She certainly wouldn’t if their roles had been reversed in this conversation. Least she can drink away those memories with downing her second glass of whiskey for the night, glass landing on the table with a bit harsher of a thud than she intended.

there’s a few places like this tim likes to comes to when he’s abroad , places that are slightly shady , whose clientele isn’t unfamiliar to him - it’s nice for people-watching , to find the occasional odd job ( or target ) - but tim’s found someone interesting today , as what’s left of his gin and tonic sweats on the bar . he’s . . . pretty sure it’s him ? it’s interesting how young he looks , tim will say , but he’s run into more than a few people who don’t age right . he probably shouldn’t be staring the way he has been , but , sue him , he’s curious .

passing the bartender the money for his tab , he pushes up from his chair and makes his way over to the blond man , nerves making him scratch lightly at the inside of his ring finger . tim can be a lot smoother than this , but that’s usually with jobs - this is more of a personal interest . “ excuse me - i don’t mean to bother you , but i was just wondering , are you , ah - are you johnny con-job ? ”

“Chas, mate, ya couldn’t ‘andle yer mother’s simian familiar, let alone a fucking demon. So do us a favour and don’t even bother, eh? You’d only end up embarassin’ yerself – an’ me.”