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((Mod note #1: F*** off Bookworm.

Mod note #2: The updates are happening! But I think everyone will realize that they probably won't come at a pace like it was back in the good ol' days of Tumblrpon. Nor will every post be multi-paneled. That was only possible because I'm at Ponyville Ciderfest this weekend (COME SAY HI IF YOU SEE ME).

But I will do all I can to ensure that this blog gets at least one update a week. The timing of it will hopefully be more consistent in future posts. The motivation is there, and I do miss a time where I was posting and interacting with everyone.

While I Haven't Interacted With The Fandom Since After The Movie Came Out, I've Read That This Episode Was HATED By The Fans. Let's See If This Episode Is An

Like "Brawl In The Family", Just Plain Bad Like "No Such Luck", Or Meh Like "Kings Of The Con" Or "Schooled".

Mostly Because They Have Acted Like Assholes In Previous Episodes Before, I Can Buy Scoots And Chandler Acting The Way They Do Here.

Was That A Reference To "The Waterboy"?

How Long Until Lynn Kills Scoots In A Brutal Fashion?

She's Taking It As Well As You Think.

I'm Assuming That She's So Broken By Scoots's Words That She Can't Even Call Lincoln "Stinkin'".

Was This Supposed To Be The Show Addressing Lynn's Rabid Hatedom?

This Episode Implies Through Dialogue That All Of The Louds Have Their Respective Critics, Though We Don't See Any For Lucy, Lana, Lily, Or Leni.

Lola Looks Hilarious Here.

Also, How Long Until This Gets REALLY Bad? It's Just Meh At Worst.

So Rita's Computer Turned Into The Dursleys' Fireplace?

"Why Are Any Of You Paying Attention To Those People"

Lincoln Would Be Excellent At CinemaSins. Ding.

Me Watching The Life-Ruiner Scene In Real Time:

Honestly, To Quote The Worst Transformers Movie:

"Don't Kill The Messenger Or The Messenger Will Kill You"

That Seems To Be The Message I'm Getting From This Episode.

It's Official, This Episode Is On Equal Footing With "No Such Luck". It Was At Worst "Kings Of The Con" Or "Schooled" Levels Bad (More Meh Than Bad) Until The Life-Ruiner Scene.

Lastly, Before I Can Move On From This Scene, I Gotta Ask: How Has He Not Killed Himself By This Point? How Is He Not Addicted To Drugs Or Alcohol By This Point? How Has He Not Even Shot Up His School At This Point? If I Went Through What He Went Through Up To That Point, Chances Are I Could Have Done The Same. Seriously, How Is He Taking All That, Yet Still Has The Will To Live?

What I Mean Is That It's On The Level Of NSL Is Because The Plot Isn't Ass-Pull After Ass-Pull And Only Gets Worse When You Think About The Real-World Implications Of What Happened (Like I Have With NSL In A Previous Deep Dive):

Lynn Acting Like An Emu Towards Lisa Was Funny.

"Can You Make Yourself Disappear, Lincoln Lame?"

Once Again, Considering That Chandler Told Him To Kill Himself Without Actually Saying It, How Does Lincoln Still Have The Will To Live?

Also, I'm Praying That We See The Day That Lynn Kicks Chandler's Ass, No Holds Barred. I Hope It Will Go Something Like This:

Also, One Last Thing Before I Move On, If You Are To Watch An Episode That Basically Does This Plot Better, Just Watch The MLP Episode "Fame And Misfortune":