I actually hate you for doing this to me it's so difficult

Her questions:

1. Say you’re sharing a seat with an EXO member (omg I know, you’re welk). Which butt cheek do you let touch the member’s. How does it feel?

The right one, it's cuter. It feels like marshmallow fluff coated cotton candy flavored marshmallows and saltine crackers because Kai has on sequin pants.

2. I say “EXO”, you say “_______(YOU BETTER CAPSLOCK THIS SHIT)”

SEXO

3. It’s a fine spring noon when you find yourself wandering in someone’s backyard. There is a clothesline where someone is hanging underwear out to dry. Which one do you steal and what color is it what does it smell like and who does it belong to?

I steal the floral boxers, they smell like plastic strawberries and they belong to Suho.

4. Your first-born with your EXO bias will be named?

GAVROCHE.ADFCSGVHBFJKLSD CRIES AND SCREAMS BC INDIAN CULTURE MEANS NO FRENCH NAMES FOR MY BABIES SO IN THIS AU I WILL HAVE MY GAVROCHE. yes, les mis inspired this but the french version of the book none of this anne hathaway nonsense.

5. You will sacrifice him/her on the high mountains of (biblical name I forgot) to me.

No you teapot I keep Gavroche.

6. What is your favorite sport and why aren’t you playing it is it because EXO is indoors and don’t play sports either.

What is a sport is it against my religion

7. Name the most delicious thing you ate on Christmas.

Chicken pot piiiiiiie

8. Are you white?

No

9. (If yes) What did your parents on Christmas?

I said no

9. (If no) Why aren’t you?

BECAUSE I'M BROWN.

10. What is the worst plot twist of 2012?

Busker Busker wins the rookie award. Although I think we all saw that coming...but at the same time didn't se BAPXO losing.

11. What if EXO were hobbitses? (Gollum speaking)

I'd put them in my mouth for safekeeping alongside Juliana's dog.

My questions:

1. All of EXO is about to fall off a cliff, no superpowers, who do you save?

2. Can I touch your butt?

3. If no, why not??!?!!??!

4. Princess Sahar has a pet dragon what the hell does she name it?

5. The best absolute perfect present you've ever recieved? huhuhuhu babyz unite.

6. What does Wu Fan's other tattoo say DAMNIT

7. Sungyeol as Hyuna or Sungjong as Hyunseung, who was hotter?

8. If you could eat an idol as scrambled eggs for breakfast, who would you eat?

9. Has Taeyang officially lost it or does he just spend too much time with GD?

10. When will TOP take his shirt off?

11. WHEN WILL KRIS TAKE HIS SHIRT OFF?

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