Jan 15
what do u think ur next obsession will be
that is beyond even my control. and by that i mean i wonder what scalpho will influence me into liking next
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what do u think ur next obsession will be
that is beyond even my control. and by that i mean i wonder what scalpho will influence me into liking next
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scalpho mass unfollowing 2025
hello everyone. by now i’m sure you’ve all heard of the incredibly problematic tumblr user @scalpho who hacked my account. scalpho has been cancelled many times but eventually it is always forgotten and tumblr moves on. this is why i believe that we must leave scalpho in 2024 and i propose a mass scalpho unfollowing right now please spread the word so that tumblr can be safe from this evil scalpho
😅 for fic ask game
(a line that made you feel second hand embarrassment)
have two lines because they're in very different ways
He encouraged Oscar’s arms into the air and slipped the t-shirt over them, Oscar shuddering at the cold, wet material clinging to his chest, contrasted with Mark’s warm hands resting on his hips.
i guess here it's just the embarrassment of why are you both so weird
“We should go out later. Celebrate?”
It would be nice to do something, the two of them, outside of the studio...“Sure! I'll call Seb and Kimi and I’ll text you the details in a bit. See you later.”
and here it's more the embarrassment of mark being so down bad for jense and she just sees him like the rest of her bandmates
💜 for fic ask game
(top 3 favourite lines)
starting off strong with the iconic
“Hello, hello, gay people,” she [Jense] said.
and of course
It was while eating cereal that Daniel remembered that he was bisexual
and there's no way this should all be one sentence but it is so there we go
He'd never want to leave what he had now, everything that he'd built up with Oscar (and it's not like Jense would want him back anyway), but in the not-quite-real middle of the night where time didn't quite flow as it should, he could admit to himself that he wouldn't mind going back, even if just for a couple of stolen hours because, yes, he did miss what they had.
carlandooo... bandf1 or otherwise
(Send me a ship and I'll answer three questions based on if I ship it or not.)
of course you send me carlando...i can't say i particularly care about regular carlando like if 1 is i hate it and 10 is i love it then i'm probably 6 due to your influence - neutral but on the positive side, so i will answer for bandf1 carlando
(1. what made you ship it)
trying to remember at what point we were like this should actually be canon it was after we said lando would read carlando fics during rehearsal, i think it was when we had our in depth pap21ya discussion but everything we said about them since has only made me like it more
(2. favourite things about the ship)
daniel's attempts to help lando get with carlos, the beach mv, lando being way too locked into carlando to notice whatever is going on with oscarmark, The Parallels with oscarmark
(3. unpopular opinions about your ship)
we really do keep sending each other the rarest of rarepairs and idk if this is unpopular with jol but i think carlando would come out fairly soon after they get together. mon dieu les idées not to sidetrack this answer but right after pap21ya oscar has his pr bf and lando is like but he stole being gay from me <\3 and they'd come out somewhat soon after that
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tu es vraiment oscah to me a cause de jol driver assignments. there is probably a more accurate comparison to be made but jolivemind has overwhelmed rational thinking
(Based on what you know of me and/or my vibes, what F1 driver (current or past) do you most associate me with/think I am most like? Bonus points for WHY.)
the jolivemind has one jolain cell and it is currently screaming oscar oscar oscar
So the "I" in your Uniform Resource Locator is not a personal pronoun, but instead stands for "Ianto"... Heh! I've solved your mystery, "ilikestopwatches"... If that even is your true name...
Um actually, Scalpho, the 'I' does indeed refer to myself. Jones, Ianto Jones, nice to meet you.
reasons why tumblr user @scalpho is problematic
heechul anti
victim blames
betrays their friends by abandoning them
mpregphobic
agrees with censorship
liar
charges too much for commissions
homophobic
hacker