#scallion 1

WHATTATAAATTT

(yes that's a cigarette if you can clearly see)

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Warning bad words and also a bit raunchy

Reminder, the premise is “would a normie think it’s weird to find them attractive?” (Would they have to “hear me out?”) NOT “smash-or-pass”

Design heavily inspired by @huntersapprentice ‘s human design for him :]

I should also add I hc him as Polyamorous (LIKE ME BBY)

In the tradition of pride month, I'd like to take a brief pause from my art to give you probably the most blursed thing I decided to do yet...

RHUBARB-PAUL'S VEGGIETALES DRAG RACE!

A Rupaul's Drag Race simulator but with Veggietales, and I had too much fun with this than I should've. Unlike the last sim I did (Which was with the Hunger Games), Drag Race simulators are more formulaic and can usually follow the same routine (I mean it's a drag queen reality show lol). So I will only be showing off what I believe are the highlights from my play-through. Don't expect me to do this again lol.

EPISODE 1 + EPISODE 1 UNTUCKED

Off to a good start already.

ELIMINATED: Jean-Claude.

Poor Philippe isn't going to be happy about this.

Slightly off topic but when I posted this in a Veggietales related discord server we all joked that when a contestant is sashayed away they are gratefully rewarded for their participation by being fed to badgers, so I hope you enjoy that lovely vision in your head.

This isn't really much of a highlight but this was too cute to not include.

EPISODE 2 + EPISODE 2 UNTUCKED

What another lovely vision to put in your head.

ELIMINATED: Khalil.

No one liked him in the server I mentioned. Off to the badgers he goes.

The fall of the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything.

Jesus Christ we're only 2 episodes in and the shade's already through the ROOF!

But I guess that's to be expected. This is Rupaul's Drag Race not Rupaul's Best Friend Race (haha reference get it)

And of course we have Mr Nezzer being an icon. I sure do hope he gets far into the competition (foreshadowing ooooo).

EPISODE 3 + EPISODE 3 UNTUCKED

ELIMINATED: Larry The Cucumber (NOOOOOO).

That legit made me so sad I really wanted him to go far in the competition...

Alright enough mourning. It's snatch game time! And oh boy do we have some... Interesting choices.

You'd think that after this Mr Nezzer would stay in the competition...

BUT NOPE! THE TWIST IS HE'S ELIMINATED ANYHOW. Sorry Mr Lunt...

(Well at least Archibald gets to stay)

OH FUCK HE'S BACK

RETURNED: Khalil

Out of all eliminated contestants, HE got chosen to come back into the game. Needless to say no one in the server was happy about this.

EPISODE 4 + EPISODE 4 UNTUCKED

Oh my god this hurts so much ;-;

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ELIMINATED: Jimmy Gourd

I feel so awful for Jerry. This is such a tragedy ;(

Hope the badgers go easy on him.

HOLY SHIT BOB OUT OF ALL PEOPLE YOU??? JERRY'S SUFFERED ENOUGH

Welcome to the Rupaul's Drag Race simulator, where all compassion and mercy is thrown out the window and forgotten about.

EPISODE 5 + EPISODE 5 UNTUCKED

ELIMINATED: Scallion 1.

Absolutely ROBBED.

Rupaul's Drag Race simulator, a simulator where you'll be treated to both out of context heartfelt and unhinged moments all at the same time.

Also I'd like to point out if you haven't watched Drag Race, what Archibald and Pa Grape betted on ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

Some more tea and tears for the soul