I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes

I like saying “who are you people” to things that are not people. Recently it was a group of tabs I forgot to close

All I ask is that you communicate with me.

my headcanon for welcome to abyss transpo's sucessful escape attempts is that the common through-line is that the answer is always "what you do not have/what hasn't happened" (like your destination is always something you are lacking, so that's why you're going there.) and the reason the serial killer theme had so many escapees is because the station was named after a serial killer that "hadn't happened yet," and the passengers incorrectly assessed the win condition to be based off "finding the odd one out."