#saving animals

Bro, what the fuck do you mean you "rode through the desert on a horse with no name" ?? You could've named the horse the whole time. It's your own fault it doesn't have a name. Like, someone gave you that horse and said it didn't have a name and you were like, "oh okay" AND JUST LEFT IT LIKE THAT?? what were you doing in the desert? That whole time you could've been giving that horse a name but instead you write a stupid fucking song making fun of the horse THAT YOU FIDNT NAME. that poor horse isn't gonna get ANY horse bitches now, all the other horses think that horse is WIMPY and a LOSER. you ruined that horse's LIFE. And you wrote some weird ass song about how much you HATED that horse. That poor horse that carried through the desert. You were basically like, "Fuck that stupid ass horse" it's name could've been like, BISCUIT or LEGS or CHARLES, look, I just came up with THREE horse names while just sitting here and you went through the ENTIRE DESSERT and only wrote a song about that poor nameless horse. It's so much faster and easier to just name the horse instead of writing a whole song about it. Come on man, if you're ever in that predicament again just name the fucking horse.

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