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brought him to cat island for his birthday :3 meow or whatever man
Diavolo: Oh? Where are you going?
Satan: *visibly excited*
Mc: I’m taking Satan to a museum in the human world.
Diavolo: A museum?
Mc: Yeah, there’s a special dinosaur exhibit.
Diavolo: Dinosaurs? *his eyes start to sparkle*
Satan: The great predators of the human world.
Mc: Let’s not get carried away, we weren’t even planned back then.
Diavolo: May I come?
Satan: Lord Diavolo can join us so we can compare them to the dragons of the Devildom *even more excited*
Mc: Sure, though maybe I should invite Solomon to explain the dragons of the human world to me…
At the museum
Voice: The Espinosaurus is considered one of the most effective predators among all dinosaurs.
Satan and Diavolo: *eyes sparkling*
Voice: Bicharracosaurus is a recently discovered genus of sauropod.
Satan and Diavolo: Bicharracosaurus!
Mc: The Prince of Devildom and the Demon of Wrath are as excited as 5-year-olds.
Mc: …
Mc: That explains a few things.
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Mc then had a long conversation with Solomon, who explained the chronology of the human world to them, while Diavolo and Satan each bought a dinosaur guidebook and a spinosaurus stuffed animal.
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Satan fanart.
I literally cannot express how much I love Satan's character </3
Because what do you mean by him always seeing himself as an incomplete being? Satan's inferiority complex is probably second only to Levi's among the seven brothers; he unconsciously compares himself to Lucifer, to the point that his world is mostly just Lucifer. He is trapped in a tragic loop where every choice he makes is a direct reaction to his creator rather than an expression of his true self. Does what I do resemble Lucifer? Does my attire resemble Lucifer? Does what I say resemble Lucifer? He has actually long since escaped Lucifer's shadow, building his own distinct identity through his love for books, cats, intellect, etc. But he refuses to acknowledge himself because he views his very existence as an accidental byproduct rather than a whole soul. He is so insecure and overthinks that even a single comment from someone else (like when Raphael says Lucifer and he resemble each other in an uncanny way) triggers self-doubt and rage, it has been to the point that any perceived similarity feels like an existential threat that erases his hard-won individuality. I feel like Satan's greatest enemy is not anyone else but himself. Lucifer is not holding him back, he is the one who shackling himself to the phantom of Lucifer.
⛓️Satan NSFW Alphabet ⛓️
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I'm finally writing for my husband ♡⸜(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)⸝♡
CW: Rough sex, petplay, light bdsm, public sex, roleplaying, kinda angry sex, more filth | MDNI!!
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
𑄝 Satan is such a gentleman, attentive to whatever you need no matter how intense it was or not. By default, he'd know to grab a clean rag and a glass of water. A lot of his knowledge did come from books and he hopes it's enough.

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Satan: *Coming out of the shower*
MC: Finally... I can brush my teeth
Satan: Brushing your teeth is the only time you can clean your own skeleton
MC: ...Thanks for that weird out of the blue fact today
Anti Lucifer League Antics ! (Porn, no plot)
- threesomes, nonsense, no proofread, shorter -
Belphie and Satan who always find new ways to try to dismantle and or destroy Lucifer. Whether it’s from a book satan read or a dream Belphie had, they agree this one was their best idea yet. Satan and Belphie who convince you that the best way to take down Lucifer is to fuck you?!
It made total and perfect sense the more they explained it. You (favorite human and representative of all of humanity) would be ravaged which would ultimately destroy Lucifer’s reputation as the keeper of said human. Diavolo would have no choice but to banish Lucifer for not being able to keep you safe and untainted by demons, It was the perfect plot.
It definitely had nothing to do with their lustful feelings towards an honorary member of the anti Lucifer league.
Satans room was too messy, Belphie shared a room with beel, and your bed was too small. The attic was the only choice here. You were shy at first, when you had to decency and clothes to be. But now you really understood what they meant by tainting you. You thought they were silly and harmless, that it would be a joke, an unserious thing, but you were wrong. This was filthy.
Satan was pushing his cock down your throat and Belphie was lazily grinding himself deep inside of you. Tears were streaming down your cheeks from the lack of oxygen, Satan was gently wiping them away as he held your face. His expression tense as he tried his very hardest to not take his pent up aggression out on your poor throat. It would be oh so very easy to use your mouth as an outlet, but you were a fragile little thing. He groaned each time your throat tightened up on his cock. His iron grip on your hair was tight as he tried his best not to pull your roots out.
Belphie on the other hand was on cloud nine. He of course found the laziest way to enjoy this. Leaned back against the attic bed as you cockwarmed him. Every once in a while— when he felt like it, he’d thrust back up into you. Satan was doing all the work for him, each bump to the back of your throat made your sweet human pussy squeeze down on him. This was way better than any dream he’s ever had. Satan couldn’t help but curse him for being a lazy little shit while Belphie idly commented or laughed at how his anger always got the best of him, even at a time like this.
You’d never felt fuller before, your mouth stuffed and your pussy full. You also couldn’t help but feel like a sex doll. It was intense to say the least. Belphie reached some deep spot inside of you that had your eyes crossing and back arching. Satan shallowly thrusted into your mouth, attempting to be gentle. But, even he gave into the pleasure. Apologies spilled out his mouth as he grabbed the back of your head, threading his fingers through your hair as he pumped in and out of your poor throat. Only serving to push you back harder onto Belphies cock. The lack of air made blood rush to your head. Everything felt 10x more intense and surreal. You could have sworn you blacked out from how strong your orgasm was.
When you came back to your senses. Satan was aggressively jerking himself off to your pleasured face, whereas Belphie was already cumming deep inside of you. You flinched as you felt warm cum shoot all over your face. Belphie hadn’t even bothered to try to pull out, and he wouldn’t. In fact he could definitely take a nap like this. Satan on the other hand, was red. Seeing you like this, marked with his cum all over your face. He definitely had the one up on Lucifer. He had successfully tainted the human exchange student and turned her into nothing more than a hungry succubus. This was by far, the anti Lucifer leagues most successful revenge plot.
That night at dinner, Lucifer had to quips or punishments to deliver, Belphie was more tired than usual, and Satan smiled for no particular reason.
Because I'm bored here's some "red" flag I think each romancible (and luke) om character would have
Lucifer - Blames all his farts on Cerberus and if you say differently you're getting hanged upside down. He also would unironically fall for anything ai and I feel like he would by ai listings then hand write a very disappointed letter to the brand and have all his brother's bomb the websites ratings.
Mammon - he would buy from shein and Temu. He's like that one annoying friend that spams you until you make an account for them so they can get something free from Temu. I also can see him being an ai bro for a while until he scams Lucifer and almost gets dozed by leviathan.
Leviathan - Bro would be the worst scalper in the world. He buys up all the card before even the store employees get too see them. He'd collect all of one specific card and resell that card for way too much. He'd also be one of those yumishippers that gets mad whenever someone else yumi ships with there character of choice. Bro would have thrived in the toxicity of the DSMP fandom.
Satan - He has written some of the nastiest smut the devildom has seen. So horrific not even Asmodeus wanted to touch it with a ten foot pole. Has a photo and or painting with him and every world leader kissing. It's like his version of the Lego land stamps. This does mean somewhere there's a painting of him and John Quincy Adams kissing.
Asmodeus - when in a fight the first thing he aims for are the earrings and eyes. Many people have been blinded by Asmodeus due to a drunk fight. He calls Twitter X and he doesn't apologize for it. He doesn't support Musk he just doesn't see the problem with the name change.
Beelzebub - He wears shoes indoors no matter how dirty they are. He'll take them off if asked. He's ruined many carpets this way. Has eaten one of Satan's cats in front of him. He was in a bad mood.
Belphegor - has and will curse any human that even glances at him with horrible insomnia and to stub their toe every Monday morning until they die. He is responsible for almost all cold cases in Poland. For some reason he just canon bare with them being happy and at peace. Has tried to convince Satan to split Poland.
Diavolo - the very few times he's gone to the human world before the exchange program he'd find as many beaches as he could. With all the joy in his heart he wrote will you marry me in all the sand. He is the reason many humans break up. He refuses to believe that Pigeons exsist. He has and will gaslight humans into thinking they are just schizophrenic.
Barbatos - listens to Andrew Tate. Not because he agrees with him he just takes joy in making troll accounts to mess with his followers. On a similar note he runs several conspiracy theory blogs online. Including but not limited to: flat earth, Mormonism, and the Bermuda Triangle is real. He just rage baits humans for the love of the game (leviathan has fallen for some of it)
Solomon - he's what's wrong with the Apalachin mountains. Don't ask how or why, he was black out drunk. He created the spell for testicular torsion, he was really mad at a wizard that stole his swagger.
Simeon - Solomon showed him American politics because he was bored. Now Simeon will break out into Trump impressions like his life depends on it. His impressions are good, but he just does it in the least funny way possible. Has several Labubu's (I find them so unironically cute, too bad they 're expensive) he ended up with all the ones Luke didn't want.
Luke - he falls for treads so quick. He and Solomon were in the trenches trying to get a needo. He wrestled an demon kid for a dumpling squishy. He had the Starbucks bear cup. Has complained about why some kids get to leave during tests and he doesn't (leviathan quickly taught him. Leviathan gets to leave for the extra help none of you can convince me otherwise)
None of this is serious lol.