#sarcasm -

a new survey showed that 50% of current non-orthodox rabbinical students identify as LGBTQ+ and some anonymous straight jews are v upset by this statistic bc it apparently “indicates that the rabbinate is increasingly perceived as a counter-cultural career choice” which is a totally logical and not homophobic conclusion to draw! the aforementioned anonymous figures are also anonymous because they’re afraid to be criticised as homophobic, not because they actually are

"Dark Woody" As opposed to regular Woody whose character is defined by yearning for a bygone age when westerns were popular media children were obsessed with and every child wanted to be besties with their totally unproblematic cowboy doll. There's nothing dark about that he's a nice guy. Who only contemplates murder a couple times

also idk what anyone else says the worst part of having problems with your swallowing mechanisms is getting hiccups all the fucking time.

why am i just now finding out about gojira. i hate you people