#sansgoriel

bro i cant keep getting away with downsizing chubby/plus sized characters but its so late rn im gonna die

At some point in the future...

Lucilith: *are discussing dinner plans with Alastor*

Lilith: *gives Alastor a kiss on the cheek* I'm looking forward to trying the gumbo. I'm sure it will be delicious.

Lucifer: *kisses Alastor’s hand* Same here. See you later, Bambi.

Alastor: *is NOT blushing (lie) as they nod* Of course!

Asriel: *happened to be visiting that day, just watches silently*

Alastor: *sits next to their brother at the bar* The usual please, Husker!

Asriel: *gives a long suffering sigh* Ali, I get you admiring our parents and wanting to emulate them... but did you really have to date them, too?

Alastor: *chokes on his drink*

Lilith: *the intelligent and terrifying queen, the true authority behind the crown, who divorces the King due to an unforgivable act, has been missing for years*

Lucifer: *an all-powerful King who wields a trident but has the personality of a goofball, a doting if imperfect dad, makes a royal decree that leads to his beloved wife leaving him*

Alastor: *the quick-witted every man with forbidden knowledge and a permanent smile, somehow manages to turn the divorced couple into a throuple*

Alastor: *wipes his mouth and blinks at their sibling in confusion* Dating? What are you talking about? I'm single!

Asriel: *blunt as a brick* No, you're not. How is it that you flirted your way out of the Underground but not noticed you're the Morningstar's Royal Consort?

Alastor: *static crackles around their head* I'm the what?!

Asriel: *takes a long siiiiiiiiiiip from his drink and refuses to elaborate further, raising an eyebrow from behind his glasses*

Husk: *disguises his laugh behind a fake cough*