#sam's shit

Can you tell us more about your self

don't think i've ever done an about me and i think this is the closest i'll get so hi, im sam!

- i'm a 17 y/o guy living in the western half of the states (gorgeous gorgeous girls are in pst time), but i'm originally from upstate new york and it's a personality trait now.

- i'm from a big family with four older siblings and three less-than-great parents (like 98% of other violate kinnies </3)

- i'm bi, so i suck at math but do alright in english

- i've been on tumblr for a couple years but started this blog after watching murder house over quarantine!

Jersey Devil: Favourite urban legend?

Don't have one because I don't know any

Mothman: Do you believe in the paranormal?

Yes, depending on what I'm dealing with I am either completely a Ryan or completely a Shane.

Lockness Monster: Do you want any tattoos?

Yes, one will be on my right arm and it will just be my full real name in simple black ink and print. I want more but I'm sure what.

Kraken: Sky blue or ocean blue?

Ocean blue.

Hellhound: Do you believe in the afterlife?

Two, and unfortunately for my love ones I expect them to go through the rites of both and I will legally write my will as such.

Kappa: favourite constellation?

19: Would you go back in time given the chance?

As much as I want to kill many historical figures I don't want to mess up the world, so no.

24: What is/are/were your best subjects?

Because I only live to embody The Stereotype of the everything scientists pretty much everything, given the covert of that I was teaching it to myself.

26: What are you craving right now?

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

Warning: Long tangents on many topics, may last for hours. Side effects may be: Change of beliefs and opinions, being bored, annoyed or otherwise dissatisfied with the product. Extremely dangerous keep contained.

11: What's your sexuality?

GIRLS

13: Are you a cat or dog person?

Dog, Dogs can't kill me because I gave them a pat.

38: Introvert or extrovert?

Introvert, people are confusing and scary.

64: Favourite animal(s)?

I like snakes, dogs, horses, and frogs! :)

-I can't be hurt by stepping on legos

-I hate instant mashed potatoes