ava tacobaco my dear can i still get a blurb x art donaldson or am i too late
once upon a time there was a rat and his name was art donaldson. unfortunately he was not a cute rat. he was a little funky one. but that is okay because he had a big heart.
one day, sage, the beautiful and wonderful princess who owned the nearby pasta store ran into this rat on her way to work.
"oh, hello!" said sage, picking him up. "why are you outside my pasta shop? are you hungry?"
"squeak squeak!" said art the rat. "squeak!"
"oh, i understand," sage nodded. "you're hiding from the weight of your actions because the fear of being a failure is becoming too much for you?"
"squeak!" the rat nodded.
sage was about to respond when she heard a voice behind her. "excuse me?"
sage turns around and sees a very sexy pasty white boy with curly blonde hair and captivating blue eyes. he was the most beautiful man she had ever seen.
"hello," says sage. "can i help you?"
"i was going to ask you the same question," the man says. "why are you talking to the community rat from the next town over?"
sage blinks. "i didn't realize he was from the next town over. where's our rat?"
the man grins. "we don't have one anymore. he graduated to being human."
"oh, wow!" sage exclaims. "does he still live here? i would love to congratulate him. i hear that graduate rats are prophesized to be the most handsome people on earth."
the man smiles again. "yeah, he lives here. it's me."
sage's jaw drops. "wow... you are incredible. and i guess what they say about your handsomeness is true... what's your name?"
he blushes. "art donaldson."
"wait, but this one's name is art donaldson, too," sage furrows her brow.
"yeah," art explains. "we all get the same name, but you're allowed to pick a new one once you become human. i kept mine because i got voted most handsome. this one told me he's probably going to pick the name patrick," art gestures to the rat.
"wow," sage says again. "i can see why you got that vote."
art steps closer. "do you maybe wanna... go somewhere? and chat a little bit more?" he tucks a strand of his hair behind his ear.
"i'd love to," sage blushes. "let me just..." sage runs into her store and comes back with a farfalle. she affixes it to the rat like a bow tie. "there you go, future patrick. now you're pre-handsome."
patrick squeaks and scurries off, and then art and sage hold hands and skip their way into the store.
"why don't we, uh... skip the talking?" sage suggests.
"way ahead of you," says art, already not wearing his pants.
sage and art freak it crazy style a whole lot! and they also make out sloppy with tongue! and then they seal the deal with a bowl of dried rigatoni for two! and then they live happily ever after! yay!
the end.
