Mar 27, 2024
Rykka
Gender: Non binary (they/them)
Sexuality: Queer
DOB: 13 March 1986
Ethnicity: White - Canadian / Swiss
Occupation: Singer, songwriter
Note: Represented Switzerland in Eurovision 2016
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Rykka
Gender: Non binary (they/them)
Sexuality: Queer
DOB: 13 March 1986
Ethnicity: White - Canadian / Swiss
Occupation: Singer, songwriter
Note: Represented Switzerland in Eurovision 2016
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HI CAN I JUST SAY I LOVE YOUR OC RYKKA AND ALL THE THOUGHTS YOUVE PUT OUT FOR HIM!?!?!? HE SOUNDS AMAZING!! Has he ever had to deliver to a house that had a particularly large flower garden front?? A few of the houses in my neighborhood, have gigantic flower gardens in the front that take up at least 50% of their front yard oml lol. So sometimes I just think about characters having to deal with the giant flower gardens to
Also do his sneeze styles(?) change depending on the type of irritant??
✨thanks for posting so much about your oc, he is lovely
omg i'm so glad you like him-
tbh, a flower garden would only affect him depending on what flowers are there- lavender specifically is the one he's most allergic to, but there might be one or two others that might set him off. if there was a house with that big of a garden, he'd probably try to keep his wings as still as possible so as to not stir up any pollen, and would try to make the delivery as quick as possible,,,
as for differences in his sneezes.... hm. I think they're probably all mostly the same... except for the "feather allergy" he gets when moulting. his sneezes probably sound more tiny and like, ticklish then. he doesn't get sick often, but i think when he does, his sneezes would get slightly more vocal... or something like that
Month of LGBTQIA+ Eurovision contestants: Rykka (27/30)
When I came to see what I was doing, I had built fake walls around myself... It took courage and a lot of self-love to allow myself to be more authentic, and more and more everyday I’m striving to live truthfully.
2010s Eurovision: 389-386
389. Loukas Giorkas ft. Stereo Mike - “Watch my dance” Greece 2011
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 They should’ve just billed this song as “Stereo Mike ft. Loukas” because MORE THAN TWO THIRDS OF THIS SONG CONSISTS OF STEREO MIKE TERRORIZING US WITH ATROCIOUS RAPPING. Like seriously, I shit on white-guy rapping a lot but this is the fucking reason it shouldn’t happen again, EVER. The other 27 or whatever percent of the song consists of Loukas repeating the same three sentences about 5 times throughout the song.
And by all good 2011 traditions, it finished in 7th place, somehow. 🙃 Why was this year beloved again?
388. Maria Olafs - “Unbroken” Iceland 2015
Oh look an OGAE fan flop! I could end the write-up there, you know, but this song is WAY worse than it’s being given credit for. Allow me to ruin it forever by pointing out that “Unbroken” has NO VERSES!! That’s right, this song is 100% chorus, pre-chorus and post-chorus. NO VERSES!!! Also, “Unbroken” is not a word, missy! Whatever, the unsong with the broken untitle is repetitive and stupid, so of course it ensnared the unhearts of all the OGAE unintellectuals. 🙄
Ununfortunately Maria underscored her song’s doubleplus ungoodness by deilvering an performance so offkey Europe was like “ugh retire bitch 🙄” and proactively unqualified Iceland from the next three Finals. Her unpower. 👣
387. Rykka - “The last of our kind” Switzerland 2016
Fun fact: whenever I (re)watch a year of Eurovision, I always rewatch The Last of Our Kind first. It really is a testemony to Rykka’s shitness that she always makes *anything* look and sound good by comparison. 🤗
Having said that, this is ONLY possible because “The Last of Our Kind” is so incompetent it becomes frustrating and painful to watch. Rykka should have been the first entrant to score negative points in a tally to really cement her as ~The Last Of Her Loserkind~ and then it might’ve endeared her enough for me to grant her a fusedmarcesque Cult Status, but alas. 🙄
386. Josh Dubovie - “That sounds good to me” United Kingdom 2010
Ahhhh that time when the UK finished last for being shit and as punishement for the Brexit. Good times. 😎 And with that, every year has now lost an entrant! Yay! I’m surprised I even have Josh that high, lol? I mean, he *AND* his song are obviously terrible and embarassing, but he doesn’t exactly linger on my mind as “ZOMG GODAWFUL” even though he is? Perhaps it’s because I just sat through Rykka again? Even when I rank him this low it is not as ‘A TERRIBLE ENTRY I HAVE A BURNING HATRED FOR’... mostly because my feelings amount to immensely deep pity and extreme physical discomfort as opposed to hate? Progress, I suppose.
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