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âPlease tell me that there arenât any cats making babies on my fire escape. Theyâve been at it for the past two weeks and Iâve got no idea why in the world they think itâs comfortable to do it there.â

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rxpesto called for a starter.
âPlease tell me that there arenât any cats making babies on my fire escape. Theyâve been at it for the past two weeks and Iâve got no idea why in the world they think itâs comfortable to do it there.â

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      â Hey !! â She prodded his arm, seeking his attention of course, â If I asked you to help me bury a body, would you do it ?? â Her tone was serious, but she was far from it.
                                         â Kidding !! â
rxpesto
*tosses url at the positivity thing?*
positivity meme: always accepting
OKAY FOR ONE. sorry this took so long bc i am trash at doing anything on time tbh
anyway~
what are u doing with your life if youâre not following this cupcake? like seriously. they are genuinely amazing. they have such a detailed background for Jake and have obviously put a lot of thought into their character. their replies have a unique voice that i always know when theyâre on my dash without looking at their url/icon.
i just canât recommend enough that you follow them, okay?? theyâre awesome and we havenât talked OOC much, but i do love their muse a whole lot and i have mad respect for them
rxpesto;
   âWell, excuuuuse me.      Weâll get there when we get there, Atticus.âÂ
   [if the human is glaring at him like daggers,    then so can he; Jake didnât give two fucks.]
     "And that WHEN would be??" Kit replied      angrily. He was annoyed, having to sit for      hours in this car was not doing well for his      motion sickness either. "And for the last      time, it's KIT."
*coughs and hands URL*
Send me your URL and Iâll tell you
My Opinion on;
Character in general: JAKEEEEEEEE. Okay okay but like Iâm pretty sure I told you this but Jake is such an exceptional OC. He doesnât rely on anything to bring him to life, and when I say that I mean he isnât dependent on letâs say, a supernatural ability, one single emotion, or one thing in his life that defined him. Heâs a character, one whole entire character with depth and complete originality, he doesnât use a crutch. I love Jake, and I lOVE how Dylan OâBrien is his FC and doesnât fall pray to the overused dorky sarcastic character that most use him as. THANK U FOR JAKE.How they play them: LIKE WHITE ON RICE. LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY. Just perfect combination of writing, skillz, creativity, all that good shit lathered together to bring Jake to life and to make him a real legit character.The Mun: HAYLEY IS SUCH A GODDESS. She is so sweet, hilarious, kind, and wow I love how she messages me on Skype all the time because if anyone knows me, Iâm not the best at Skype and messaging first some times? Unless youâre like one of two of people. But I digress! Hayley is amazing BUT NOT WHEN SHE IS TORTURING YOUR SOUL WITH THREADS. NAH SON. THEN SHE IS NOT COOL. ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. WE ARE GONERS.
Do I:
RP with them: OUI OUIWant to RP with them:Â why is this a question???
What is my;
Overall Opinion: I did not know how much I needed Kit as Jakeâs angsty bloodslave until it happened and now it becomes all consuming and I try to tell my sister about it and itâs hilarious because sheâs like âmmm what?â but I just get so passionate about these two dummies. So overall opinion is that I love Jake and mun so much, and thank you thank you Hayley for doing you, because you is awesome.
**Note: Munâs answer are all to be completely honest. Donât send url if you donât want brutal honesty

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{ ooc: } Note to self. AUs are nothing but BAD ideas.Â
rxpesto replied to your post:rxpesto replied to your post:i canât help myself...
itâll be okay⌠i shall teach you how to thrive in the trivial ways. iâm not scared of water unless i drown and POSEIDON BETTER NOT
EXACTLY THATâS THE THING LIKE WATER WILL CHOKE, DROWN, FLIP YOUR ASS WITHOUT GIVING A SINGLE SHIT AND IT WILL GO ON SWAYING AND DOING ITS THING AND POSEIDON WAS THIS WRATH-FILLED GOD THAT DID SO MUCH SHIT AND ANYONE THAT DARED CHALLENGE HIM OR EVEN PISS HIM OFF A BIT
WAS A
FUCKING
GONER
rxpesto replied to your post:
i canât help myself for being pretty trivial⌠so much water makes me wanna pee. so poseidon is making me want to do the potty dance bruh D:
YOUâRE SO LUCKY DUDE I AM SCARED RIGHT NOW