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Think about it. Really, how do they live? What do they do?

Bull faunus, but lady Cow person, but man

Udders

*In the bowels of salems castle during the battle for Remnant*

Cardin: Hey check this out! This looks like what Glynda keeps yapping about.

*Team CRDL gaze at 3 out of the 4 relics*

Dove: So we know shes trying to use these to wipe us off the face of Remnant. What kind of a game is she playing at?

Cardin: Ha! Shes desperate. All this time, we never realised that. Russel, Dove, Sky grab the relics let's get outta here.

*Intercom turns on much to CRDL's annoyance*

Salem: We cannot allow the humans to pollute this world. We must bury their infection here today. The world is rightfully mine and I will...

*Cardin grabs a nearby microphone on the wall*

Cardin (angrily): CRDL IS IN YOUR HOUSE, BITCH! YOU HEAR THAT SHIT ?! YOU GRIMMY-ASS BITCHES ARE GOIN' DOWN! LIKE WAY DOWN - DEAD DOWN! SO DOWN THAT YOU AINT GONNA KNOW WHICH WAY IS UP.

Russel (Rolling his eyes): Can somebody shut them up?

Cardin: YOUR ASSES ARE GONNA BE CRYIN' TO YOUR SKANKY-ASS QUEEN, OH MOMMY DONT LET THE BAD MEN HURT US! FUCK YOU! WE GONNA WHUP YOUR MOMMAS ASS! WOO!

*Dove uses Hallshott to shoot the intercom system causing Cardin to flinch at the near miss*

Dove (sarcastically): There you go one muzzled queen. Not you, her. You were great. I loved your speech there, especially with the bitch-ass stuff. Very good, very enlightening.

Sky: *Stares in disbelief*