#royalvision

Herding instincts

Eye has a shit sleep schedule. But somehow, Vista's was so much worse.

So naturally, Eye starts getting antsy when he feels it's bed time, and starts subtly trying to herd Vista to bed.

“Eye, why do you keep pushing me to the edge of the couch? You have the entire half of it all to yourself bro.” Vista whined, getting squished into the edge cushion of the couch.

“...it's bedtime.” Eye whispered, giving Vista another little nudge.

“Wha- Eye we don't even know what time it is in the overworld-” Vista began, trying to push back against Eye.

“Nuh uh. Go to bed. It's bedtime”

“...fine…” Vista figures it better to just indulge in Eye’s strange habits.

That, and Eye will get pouty and refuse to do anything for a solid ten minutes because he's upset about arguing.

Big dog thinks he's a lap dog

I don't remember if I mentioned this in one of my other puppy boy hcs, but he's one of those big dogs that think they're a little dog and will flop on top of their owners.

"Oh, hey, Eye- holy shit-" Vista didn't get to finish his sentence as the air was knocked out of him as a result of an incredibly high amount of weight suddenly flopping over on top of him.

He struggled to take a breath so he could speak, hand frantically tapping the weight while trying to shimmy out from beneath it.

"Eye- fuck- get off dude you weigh like 200 pounds or something-" It was only a rough estimate, considering Eye had shifted into a slightly bigger version of himself at the moment.

"Mmmm- nah. You're warm." A rather relaxed voice came from the man that was curled up on top of Vista.

This mother f-

"Can you at least move so I can breathe?" Vista did his best to take another breath, his lungs struggling to expand with the newfound weigh on them.

"Mmmm- nah." Eye spoke up once more, but shuffled around. Anyway do that his weight was more evenly distributed, hence giving Vista an easier time to breathe.

Asshole.

Now how the hell is Vista gonna get up and do anything?

So much fucking shedding

Bernese mountain dogs have a double coat. And they shed year round, but have super heavy shedding times in the summer and the fall.

Yeah, their home is absolutely covered in fur.

"Eye, for fucks sake, can you start brushing your tail outside? Or at the very least in the bathroom? Your fur is literally everywhere dude." Vista nearly gagged when he found straight up clumps of fur on the kitchen floor.

"My tail isn't even out that often." Eye whined. "How's it getting everywhere."

A genuine question. A stupid one too, because the answer was painfully obvious.

"Because you keep summoning your tail to wag it whenever I say anything remotely nice to you." The Enderian deadpanned.

"That's not true!" Eye defended himself from these clearly false accusations.

"Yeah, sure." Vista rolled his eyes. "Just clean it up and do what I asked, m'k?" He walked up to Eye with a broom in hand, kissing Eye on the forehead and placing the broom in his hands.

Vista couldn't help but smile as he walked away, hearing a rhythmic thump, thump, thump against the kitchen counter.

Stupidly strong, but especially when he's pulling something heavy

It was a known fact to anyone with more than 3 braincells that Eye was strong as hell. Even if he didn't have his mace, he was still a recognized threat to anyone and everyone, and could definitely handle himself in a fight.

Which is why it was no surprise to Vista when Eye was also just plain old strong.

Any time he needed help carrying something, Eye was there to lift the weight off his shoulders. Anytime he needed someone to open a very stubborn jar, Eye would open it with a small teasing remark.

Which is why this moment was so confusing for Vista.

Eye couldn't lift something, for once. It was a tree. Sure. He could've broken it down into smaller pieces and out the entire thing in his inventory, but Eye was being stubborn and insisted he could move it.

This probably wouldn't have been an issue if it was an oak tree or maybe even a birch tree...but an old growth Taiga tree???

That thing was easily 30 blocks tall! There was no way Eye was picking that thing up!

And for the most part, Vista was right. Try as he might, Eye couldn't lift the tree.

Just as Vista was about to yell at Eye to just cut the damn thing already, he suddenly threw his hands up in surrender.

"I didn't want to have to do this...but..." Eye said, taking a chain and putting it around the base of the tree.

No fucking way he was planning on pulling the damn thing, right?

Vista's fears were confirmed when Eye tied the chain to a lead and the lead around his shoulder and chest.

"Eye, stop, you're gonna hurt yourself." Vista began to protest, approaching Eye but stopped dead in his tracks when Eye began to move forward and-

The tree began to follow.

How the actual FUCK was he doing this?

You mean to tell Vista that Eye couldn't pick the tree, but he could haul it along like a sled dog just fine? Really?

"I'm...I'm not even gonna question this. Good job, Eye! Get it over there!" Vista called out, pointing to the area they had wanted to move the tree to.

Eye, with his tail happily wagging behind him at the praise, moved faster towards the area Vista was pointing at.

Can you guys tell I really like puppy boy Eye?

Vista pushed Eye onto the couch, fingers lightly lingering on the latter’s chest.

“Hmm.”

He could see the way his beloved’s fingers clawed into the arm rest and how his legs tensed up, but Vista especially noticed the prominent blush that taken place on the other’s face.

Adorable.

But there was no time for adorable, no. Eye had been prancing all day, far too happy, far too…

“Are you scared, puppy?”

Vista had an almost sinister smile on his face, which seemed to only rile the other up more.

“..no.”

He brought his face closer to the other, being his hands up to caress the other’s face. It was warm to the touch smooth. Vista’s thumbed traced the jawline, watching as Eye almost trembled.

“Do you want this? I need an answer, my dear .”

He heard an audible gulp, an almost dopey expression on Eye’s face, “More than anything.”

Vista didn’t hold back, crashing his lips onto the others, teeth sinking and pulling. He had felt Eye freeze, but that didn’t stop him, the slow push and pull, till it was eventually reciprocated. Eye’s hands gripped at his waist, while his own arms wrapped around the latter’s necks deepening the kiss.

Almost vulgar sounds of kiss filled the room, each slowly running out of breath. Vista did try to pull away at one point, but Eye.. oh his lovely Eye, pulled him right back in, gripping his neck, ignoring the saliva dripping down their chins.

Alas, they both needed oxygen, so they separated a thin stretch of saliva connected their glistening lips.

Eye licked his lips, staring almost greedily at Vista’s. But the blond, noticing the other’s gaze, smiled in subtle cruelty, as he wipes his lips with his slip hopping of Eye’s lap and out of the house.

He hears a faint, yet very loud complaint, but chooses to ignore it.