#royalstag

@hellsmusing

"Oh, don't you let that get to your head you silly devil." He's sitting on the couch, sipping some brandy. "I said your WAIST." He huffed but secretly enjoyed the attention. "Are you joining me for a drink?"

"Ladies, you've been with Lucifer longer than I. Do you know what he might like as a meal? I know he enjoys sweet things---I was thinking maybe we can make him a Devil's Food Cake, it might be quite amusing--- but I'm unsure what he'd like for a savory meal."

He pulls out a note pad and pen while they come up with ideas for a birthday dinner. "I'd also like it if we decorated the dining room---balloons and such...what do you think?"

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"HA! No." He lied

Send me “Dear Diary” and I'll share a single paragraph out of my muse's diary for every one I receive.

Once again, I found myself on the floor eating carpet because our bed is far too small. It wouldn't even be much of an issue if Lucifer watched out where he is aiming his wings. You'd think a powerful angelic being would be able to control their own wings. On top of that, with Lilith's pregnancy, we'll need even more room than before. Lucifer rolling around in the bed in his sleep is not helping the situation and I can already tell Lilith is getting a bit aggravated.

Far be it from me to watch Lucifer get kicked in his ass by her, but I think he got the point when she rolled on him nearly crushing his fluffy head. Then again, knowing Lucifer, he probably enjoyed it more than suffered.

Anyway, we're going bed shopping today. Finally.

Send me “Dear Diary” and I'll share a single paragraph out of my muse's diary for every one I receive.

This royal affair has taken quite a different turn of events then what I had expected. I'm not certain how I even ended up with the Morningstars or even why they would put so much trust in me; I am an Overlord after all.

It's not only that, but this is the first time in my afterlife I feel somewhat small in someone's presence. For beings that are millions of years old, I must seem like a child to them.

Yet, I have to admit to myself that I do adore them.

Now that Lilith and Lucifer are once again settling back into their roles, I have taken on the role as some form of advisor. I don't consider myself any king; even if it would be funny to rub it in Vox's face. Those responsibilities I can run behind the scenes if they allow me to do so.

I'm curious where this will all end up. What will Charlie think if I told her I have romantic feelings for her parents. I'm sure she'd flay me with her pitchfork.

Lucifer anytime he thinks about Lilith and Alastor .

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