I can't believe System Apocalypse isn't Tumblr popular, Graxtin 'it means he likes wresting with men in bed' Roxley, gods sexiest pansexual space elf prince with a tragic backstory and notable twink behaviors with the ability to turn a 'straight' man into a disaster bisexual would do numbers here
he's charismatic, he knows what he wants, he met a random trainwreck of a man with more bad decisions and anger issues in him than actual brain cells and went 'yeah. you'll do' before falling head over heels and desperately trying to fuck him,,, what's not to love
#1 John Lee hater because how could you fumble a drop dead gorgous prince with big deep purple eyes sprawled out on a couch begging for you just because you wanted to go off on your own and be edgy??? literally incomprehensable. I would never. getting actually real life pissed over a book I haven't read in half a year and only thought of specifically to get mad at it. this might drive me to write by first fix-it fanfic except it's just 300k words of John going to therapy and getting the help he needs interspersed with a brisk 12k of Roxley having nasty gay sex with his bodyguard
anyway happy pride month. fuck you john













