Dumb thought for the day:
When Louise and Rudy are in their early twenties, Rudy briefly grows a beard. Louise hates it for many reasons, not least of which is that now she gets carded everywhere they go and he doesn't.
Rudy, stroking the beard: It's because of the beard, it makes me look sophisticated
Louise, imagining ripping the beard off in one swift movement: Oh, shut up, Paddington Beard













