spike spike tell us about philip's cats
philip's wife (rachel, ala captives) left him after realizing falling in love with a convicted spousal murderer and then marrying him was a bad choice. philip, reformed but hey remember that time he killed his wife, swore off women forever and took refuge in the one cat that lived in his home at the time, bob (bottom right)
but then the jokes started. cat man. crazy cat man. the other started giving him cats. so many cats. in the end, he has six cats: bug (top left), sir henry catsworth (middle left), pants (bottom left), screamy (top right), satan (pronounced 'satin', middle right), and bob (bottom right)
he also possesses a large amount of cat paraphernalia and sweaters with cat pictures on them, knitted for him by his elderly GILF hookup snowman