#rostem mammadov

"s-stop it man, that's kinda gay..." "well you're not gonna wipe that bit of cream on the side of your face on your own, if it has to be gay so be it"

low effort comic of an idea I had...

🇹🇷🇦🇿🇺🇿 body hcs

I was going to only really do turkazer to practice drawing mens bodies, but I wanted to include uzb because they're a 3-pack that's frequently bought together! if turkey looks a bit wonky it's bc i did him first 😔

(🇹🇷 and 🇦🇿's body hcs are courtesy of a discussion w the wonderful @peonycats)

🇹🇷:

height: 180cm

used to be more jacked back in his ottoman empire era, but since then he's let loose a bit and gotten a bit of chub, since he doesn't really have any wars he's gotta be fighting. if u ask him though, he INSISTS he's in shape and is WORKING OUT!!! he also has a lot of scars, the most out of the 3 because he was thugging it out as a proper empire i just don't know where the scars are

🇦🇿:

height: 175cm

has a serviceable waist, kinda thin(and twinkish), but he's not entirely weak. he was in the trenches to fight as a soldier wherever iran sent him, so he's got some muscle for sure. that said, his strength comes in short bursts but not endurance, because when he wasn't a soldier(and iran's errand boy) he was living it up in his palace in the big cities with servants and the like. he could beat u in arm wrestling but would have a harder time running a marathon. he's got cute little freckles on his face(audience awwws) also probably has 1~2 major scars on his torso, and maybe some minor ones on his arms and legs. also azer probably has body hair but I forgor to give him some so imagine dashed lines on 50% opacity in the center from his chest to abdomen

🇺🇿:

height: 167cm

hourglass-like body and is more stocky/full figured, which tracks for the average uzbek woman. she has a beauty mark on the left side of her face. her hair is long and beautiful and she swears by the traditional uzbek method of yogurt hair masks. she has a greater iran ahoge(tm) like azer does as well, but so far she's the only one to have successfully tamed it, because nothing comes between her and maintaining her appearance as an elegant lady. kazakhstan tried cutting it once, only to notice it grew back the next day. he told an adult the next day only to get told off "for cutting your older sister's hair without her knowing!" you’ll see it in her natural bedhead or if she wants you to see it. she's had the experience of roaming around as a nomad and keeping track of livestock at a young age, before settling down and becoming a farmer, before eventually being plucked from the fields and placed in royal palaces as a khanate. even then, she'd probably try to sneak her way into working and helping around with chores. she was also a soldier as well, so she's got a lot of time to build up strength and endurance. nowadays, she uses that strength to maintain her lush garden and help others in need of an extra pair of hands.

bonus turkuzbazer under the cut

turkazer masterpost for u bbg

I sort of view turkazer's relationship to be like a ouroboros, with azer gassing turkey up constantly and turkey being the enabler to azer's crazy. azer craves turkey's validation, hoping to latch onto a turkic mentality as he grapples with his identity crisis of being the only turkic state of the caucasus, the only shia state of the turkics, having an obviously persian-influenced culture after spending years with iran under the safavids

as I write this up, I'm realizing turkey is only present in one of the pieces I drew...sorry lol

bonus: