Bouquetkiller hcs? (I think you ship them don't kill me if you don't)
EEK BOUQUETKILLER i love them so much you dont understand theyre all my favourite characters so make them fuck
i like to think evan hates lily and lily hates evan and barty just gets off on that
it starts out as barty just dating both of them and evan and lily not really dating each other
but then at one party they drink too much and start snogging and fucking and they also start dating
IF YOU WANT ANGST barty liking lily, lily liking evan, evan liking barty. theyre the REAL doomed and despair love triangle
evan and barty are like lily’s guard dogs—like evan will spread nasty rumours if you hurt her while barty might just mysteriously be a part of a murder case
barty smokes pot and evan drinks and lily does both so it evens out
evan and lily likes to have heated debates and then makeout and barty just watches
barty and evan doing crazy shit while lily watches out to make sure they wont get caught—she’s also really the mastermind behind a lot of it
evan likes doing lily’s makeup sometimes—i dont know, i just imagine evan wanting to try out makeup and doing it on her
lily pegging barty while evan’s watching
barty likes to take both of them on expensive dates before they fuck nasty
lily and barty are huge film nerds while evan doesn’t really care for films but will still watch with them, loving to listen to them go crazy over all of it after
i know a lot of these are kinda more evan x lily + barty there but ive been on a evan and lily kick lately
