May 10, 2024
Vague posting about my OTP, you know the one
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Vague posting about my OTP, you know the one
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Ulfric Stormcloak: Damn, I forgot the—
Leara Rose-blade: *Hands him a mission report*
Ulfric: Also, I didn't have a chance to—
Leara: *Hands him a sweet roll*
Ulfric: Marry me?
Leara Rose-blade and Ulfric Stormcloak during the Battle of Solitude:
Ulfric: Dragonborn, two already!
Leara: I’m on seventeen!
Ulfric Stormcloak: Well, the Dragonborn and I finally did it!
Galmar Stone-Fist: *facepalm*
Jorleif: *claps*
Ralof: *surprised Pikachu face*
Ulfric: That's right . . . we kissed!
Leara Rose-blade, watching Ulfric polish his sword: Ulfric.
Ulfric Stormcloak: Hm?
Leara: You know I love you, right? Truly and completely.
Ulfric, not used to random acts of love: . . . what's wrong?
Leara: Nothing, just wanted to tell you that.
Ulfric, panicking: Are you hurt? Injured? Is it from the mission yesterday? I told Galmar not to-
Leara: Ulfric, relax! I'm completely fine! I just said that I love you because I wanted to, that's it.
Ulfric: Okay. I love you, too.
*half an hour later*
Ulfric: *bursting through the door into Ralof's house*
Ralof: What the actual-
Ulfric: I think the Dragonborn is dying.
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Ulfric Stormcloak: Does mace work on reptiles?
Leara Rose-blade: What?
Ulfric: If a dragon is attacking me, will mace work?
Leara: A dragon? Mace?
Ulfric: Mace, like pepper spray? Does it work on reptiles?
Leara: Why?
Ulfric: Your dragon boyfriend is back.
Ulfric Stormcloak: How can I impress your dad?
Leara Rose-blade: Um. He's really into cars.
Ulfric: Okay, thank you.
later
Paarthurnax: So you're Ulfric! Nice to finally meet you!
Ulfric: Let's talk about Pixar's finest movie.
RIP Rosecloak and MiraLea, Rosewing is the new OTP