#rose bertram

Last night I made a really filthy gravure goon fantasy post, about gravure models I wanted to cum on and how I might want to rub my dick on them or shoot semen on them. And it's getting quite a fair bit of traction. So I thought I'd do something similar for SI Swimsuit models...goodness knows I have no shortage of sexual fantasies for them. Remember: I will try to describe my "cum shot fantasy" for each pic. CONTACTLESS means I won't touch them with my penis, I will just cum on them. CONTACT means my dick will be touching. And remember that this is all just fantasy and NOT meant to be real life at all. So let's start off first with the babe above:

Samantha Hoopes | SI Swimsuit Photoshoot, 2016

Pic 1 (CONTACTLESS): I think I'd just spray any part of her, but especially her ripe round breasts. The nice thing is that the curtain would break up the flow of flying semen, so that not much of it would land on her.

Pic 2 (CONTACTLESS): Oh, look, a gap in the curtain! A clean shot! I'm tempted to rub my cock on her shoulder or breast, but instead, let me shoot some streaks of jizz onto her breast and let it flow down to her nipple.

Pic 3 (CONTACTLESS): Right on her sideboob, but I'm going to press the tip of my penis to the curtain and try and shoot right through the holes.

Nina Agdal with her fine curves on full display

Pic 1 (CONTACTLESS): Shoot all over the curve of her fine ass.

Pic 2 (CONTACTLESS): She's grown a little more and her ass has gotten juicier. Hovering in front of it, though, is her wedding ring. So I'd like to cum all over her wedding ring, as a sign of filthy, lustful disrespect.

Vita Sidorkina

Fuck. What a nice ass! And the way her shadow looks a bit like an erect penis is very suggestive!

CONTACTLESS. I'd like to stand behind her and fire ropes of cum into the small of her back, where it will trickle down the beautifully shaped peach ass of hers, onto her thighs. SCHWING!

Emily Ratajkowski

Just look at those DSLs! And those ripe boobs on that slim frame! Fuck.

CONTACTLESS. I'm sending my semen onto the ripe swell of her breasts, and letting it trickle down her sideboobs onto her slim, tapered waist.

Myla Dalbesio for Myla Monday

CONTACTLESS. Although I'm damn tempted to make it a contact shot. I want to aim my dick at her cleavage and then just shoot the messy ropes there.

Kate Bock is so dazzling and underrated

CONTACT. It's the first contact of this post, so let me explain why.

Hotdogging is defined by kinkly.com as "the act of rubbing the penis between a partner's butt cheeks, but not penetrating the anus." It is called this because "Hotdogging may be performed during foreplay or until climax occurs. The practice gets its name from the way that the penis, when positioned between the butt cheeks, resembles a hot dog in a bun." Gentside.co.uk explains it this way: "One partner rubs their penis between the buttocks of the other, who is lying on their stomach. Is the hot dog imagery clearer now? The partner then moves back and forth to increase the pleasure. So, as you can see, there is no penetration involved." Some explicit gifs may even be found here on Hardgif.com.

So yeah. That's why CONTACT. Kate Bock's bum has a nice, peachy arch, so I want to stick my cock between her asscheeks and thrust back and forth, back and forth until cum shoots out all over her golden blonde hair, and her back.

Jasmine Sanders is watching and judging as you pump your cock to this filthy post

Ohhh that is a deep bellybutton I'd love to play with...so you know what?

CONTACT. Let me stick the tip of my penis into that bellybutton while slowly, slowly jerking off...until the gushing mess of semen overflows and drips down her tummy, soaking her bikini bottoms and warming her pussy.

Jessica Gomes, topless

CONTACTLESS. Right on her bellybutton, staining her hand and towel with streams of semen.

Julie Henderson from Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Calendar 2014

CONTACT. Fuck it (literally), let me dry hump her taut belly and rub my dick on it until I spray a wad of sperm right onto her tummy and cleavage.

Erin Heatherton : fuckdoll face

CONTACTLESS. This is more of a Victoria's Secret pic than an SI Swimsuit pic, but whatever. Let me aim for the small apron flap thing in front of her crotch and strike it with as many ropes of ball batter as possible.

Anastasia Ashley

What a nipply treat.

Pic 1 (CONTACTLESS): Right on her breasts, through the fishnet. As many strikes as I can pour out through my balls and cock.

Pic 2 (CONTACTLESS): Cum on the little dent of her bellybutton poking out through the gap iin her swimsuit. It'll wet her pussy as well.

Ariel Meredith

Oh gosh I love this fucking sultry babe so much.

Pic 1 (CONTACTLESS): Right upon the ample cleavage she's squeezing. That means my cum would land on her hands, her wrists, her neck, maybe even flow down to her elbows. Ohhh, Ariel.

Pic 2 (CONTACT): Fine. Hngghhhh. You'll notice how her nipples are poking through that red top. I love the way her hair flows over her shoulder. What I want to do is rub my dick upon her shoulder from behind, thrusting through her hair. Her silky hair will make it smooth and frictionless as I thrust, and the tickle of it on my sensitive penis will get me so riled up that my cum will pour down her shoulder, drenching her top, pasting it to her breasts, leaving dark wet stains of rich semen.

Hannah Jeter

CONTACTLESS. The idea is simple, but doing it will be very difficult: aim for the gap between the wooden bow and the place where her asscheeks join together. You'll end up pouring a lot of semen on the grass if you aim just right. If you miss, however, you'll splash sperm on Hannah's bum...and that wouldn't be so bad, now, would it?

Bar Refaeli 2009: Canouan Island, The Grenadines - Swimsuit | SI.com

Here's an idea. A very filthy idea. I want to shoot my load on her bikini bottoms, making a stain there, but her hand is in the way. So...

CONTACT. Let me rest the sensitive underside of my penis against the top of her hand, so that my tip is brushing it gently while I jerk back and forth. That means my dick is inches away from her crotch, poised and ready to deliver the ropes and ropes of sticky sperm that will wet her bikini bottoms and paint them dark with fluid.

NOTE: That link DOES go to the official site, where there are dozens of photos of Bar from 2009 that are highly goonable. You can imagine spraying her with sperm all you want, especially when you look at photos like these:

Penny lane with a very welcoming pose

You know exactly where. She's practically opened up for it.

CONTACTLESS. But as much as you can muster. Tits. Tummy. Crotch. Inner thighs. Neck. Tits again. SPLASH.

Georgia Gibbs has to be the hottest one hit wonder in SI history

CONTACTLESS. Her mouth is open ever so slightly. So...let me aim cum onto her tongue.

I'm in love with Xandra Pohl

CONTACT. See that little cleavage window? That would be enough to poke my dick into and rub my cockhead back and forth against her compressed boobs. Her boobs would rub only the top part of my cock, so it would take a VERY long time to get to climax...but in the meantime, I'd be tingling and shaking with ticklish pleasure. Right until I spurt a flood of milky sperm into the canal of her cleavage.

Hilary Rhoda

She's an underrated babe we don't see often. So let's think of a method we don't see often...hmm...

CONTACT. I'm going to poke my penis into the space between her sideboob and her thigh, and just fuck that back and forth. Her thigh will massage my cock, and her soft breast will tickle it from the top...and when I come, I think my semen will shoot out onto her other thigh.

Hannah Ferguson

Pic 1 (CONTACTLESS): So first of all, let me paint her taut, hard tummy with my cum.

Pic 2 (CONTACTL---wait. Guhh.)

Sometimes I forget how nice her ass is. Sigh...so I wanna touch it. With my dick.

CONTACT. But not hotdogging, this time. No, instead I want to gently flick my hard glans up and down the swell of her ripe ass, while jerking my shaft back and forth...and then I want to cum right at the top of her ass-curve, letting out splashes of cum that will trickle down her thighs.

Rose Bertram, seductive dance

All right, since you've all been such good boys (and girls), let me present you with this video of the boobalicious Rose Bertram dancing seductively, and spilling out of her tiny, skimpy bikini.