( 𝓓O NOT DISTURB ) 𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗯𝗶𝘀 𝘅 𝗳𝗲𝗺!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿. ᯽ sfw +++ fluff. the god of death can't stay quiet when he is so happy to have his wife in his arms.
it’s quiet, suspiciously quiet, that you start to wonder what's happening in the outside world, even if you are still in dreamland.
sitting in ANUBIS's lap, comfortably settled while your head rests against his chest, as he hums under his breath, claws tracing lazy shapes on your thighs, rocking you slightly as you enjoy the peace for once. eyes closed, napping on your lover's body, brain empty, finally relaxing, and then...
“aaaaaaa—!!!”
you have never woken up so fast that you jolt so hard you nearly headbutt him. “wha–!?” you shout, head spinning and looking around because surely no one is going to surprise attack you or try to fight with mister jackal head over here.
his eyes go wide, a bright and sharp toothy grin shows on his face, and you imagine a puppy tail wagging at catastrophic speed from excitement because, believe it or not, he is basically vibrating with joy.
“i'm happy!” he yells proudly, and his hands gripped your legs tighter as his golden claws dig in, and you were so used to the pain that you didn't even feel it. “i just remembered that i'm happy, so so so sooo happy~”
“you screamed in my ear.”
“i'm sorry, i'm sorry! i forgot you were resting...”
"i am..." you say carefully, lips thinning, an eye twitching despite yourself, "...going to destroy you.”
anubis blinks once, then he laughs loudly, booming with the same voice that guides souls into the afterlife. his chest vibrates against your back as he tightens his hold, thick arms wrapping around you like iron bands, all carved muscle and divine warmth. shiftting his weight and suddenly you’re bouncing slightly on his lap, entirely at his mercy.
“cuddles for my lovely wife!” he chants happily, voice lilting, almost reverent, like a prayer murmured at an altar, “stay, stay, stay, stay with me!”
you sag against him, exhausted, the contrast of who he is as a god, a ruler of the underworld, cloaked in jackal-headed legends and funerary rites, reduced to this hyper, affectionate menace with biceps that could crush stone and a grin too wide to take seriously.
“anubis,” you warn, deadpan, not even turning your head. “if you yell again, i will leave and never come back, and no, i don't care that we are married.”
“oh...” he straightens immediately, nodding far too fast. “then i will be quiet! so quiet you won’t even know i’m alive!” leaning with lips brushing near your ear as he whispers the promise, hopeful and earnest, like a child trying desperately to behave.
you sigh, so tired and defeated, but finally, not a single sound comes out of his mouth; he nods furiously again as if sealing a sacred vow when silence falls. you can rest without worrying about getting disturbed again, because a happy wife means a happy life.
“i love, love, love you~!"
not even three seconds as you groan and bury your face in his chest. “i can't with you sometimes..."
“but you’re still sitting on me,” your husband says smugly, and unfortunately, you are still in his lap. he beams, pressing a kiss to the top of your head, arms locked around you like a victory prize. humming happily, rocking slightly, like an overgrown puppy who just got told he’s allowed on the couch.
this time, he actually stays quiet... for almost a whole minute, but hey, that's a new record.
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When Zeus takes interest in your pantheon being a goddess of beauty, a certain God of the Dead gets protective hearing about many of the old God's spicier exploits.
(Adding in some real Greek Pantheon lore here. F/r stands for Fake Religion to go along with the story.)
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The next round of fighting would've been starting up soon whenever that may be, you weren't really very interested in fighting for, with, or against anyone else really but a few other of your acquaintances and friends were trying to get picked so you only really went to cheer them on and maybe meet gods from other pantheons with similar situations to yours being the goddess of love and beauty from where you were from.
You did happen to meet one goddess of similar stature to yours. A goddess by the name of Aphrodite from the Greek Pantheon. She was as beautiful and kind as the rumors around her had said and in turn she offered to introduce you to more God's from her pantheon. Seemed fairly innocent to you. Diana, goddess of the moon and hunt, was also very kind. Dimitir was also very kind being the sister to Zeus,one of the very well known gods for the rounds of fighting and that's how you were somehow introduced to the older God himself.
"My, my! Who do we have here! Aphrodite have a daughter she never told me about?~", the older God teased giving you a wink to which you giggled in turn.
The sight of you talking to Zeus had caught the attention of one god in particular who hummed under his breath and raising a brow curiously. "You know I'm surprised you're not more concerned about your lover speaking to Zeus all alone."
The eyes gestured to one figure of tan skin and more desert styles clothing to suit the archetype of the scorching hot sand dunes and scarce waters. Of course the usual peppy God didn't seem to take notice of the slight concern directed to him by the Buddha and was more nervous happily sinking his fangs into a giant turkey drumstick in his hands, one of the many, many, MANY food items provided by the hosts for the giant recent victory celebration. The delicious taste of tenderized meat slowly cooked with spices melted in his house deliciously as he turned back to Buddha cheeks full with a curious hum.
The other God sighed in turn. "I said I'm surprised that you're perfectly alright with letting your lover speak to Zeus all by her lonesome." Slowly picking up a goblet of wine, he took a few sips. "Really, Anubis. I knew death was your entire reputation but I had no idea you were deaf to your surroundings as well."
The jackal God said nothing but took a bigger bit of the turkey leg nearly finishing it before leaning back to stretch his neck and peer through the crowd of God's past Cernunnos and Gaia speaking of how they mold the earth for their followers' crops to yourself and Zeus still speaking of something. ... Before he shrugged and turned back to continue eating his meal.
"Seebs mwine ta me," he said between bites making Buddha sigh again next to him.
"How could you go THIS long without hearing the stories? Hers is always telling everyone she who'll listen."
"Listen to what?" He finally scarfed down the rest of the turkey before kicking his lips and reaching out for a giant pitcher of wine.
"Zeus has a rather.. Let's just say flirtier reputation amongst women both mortal and God alike."
"Huh?" Anubis tilted his head not unlike a curious pup blinking at him.
"The mortals refer to that kind of reputation as him being a womanizer, Anubis. As in a man whom loved women so much that he'll go around loving LOTS of them. Many lovers as some might say."
A glass shattering sound went off in the jackal god's mind. Eyes blown out wide open and that wide smile frozen on his face as Buddha just sipped his wine watching the wheels turn in that head of his. Slightly amused by the expression he had on his face.
"Your lady dearest is Y/n right? Goddess of love and beauty from the F/r Pantheon? She is rather lovely. Oh, yes. Many a man would try to woo her. I'm sure Zues would be no exception for that given his...'liking' for beautiful maidens."
It was then a growl went off from the God of Death's throat and the table likely shook from how abruptly he shot up to his feet with a feral look in his eyes. "Would you please excuse me for a moment?"
"By all means."
He wasn't about to get between an angry god and their target..Well at least not until he was chosen for the next round. You however were unaware of the angry man quickly approaching you from behind as you discussed what your temple looked like with Zeus who seemed very interested in what the F/r temples of worship were like and what duties your priests and monks had to run said temples. It was all boring talk really but the old god seemed to find interest in it.
You nearly jumped out of your formal dress when suddenly a sharply clawed hand wrapped around your shoulders and pulled you against an otherwise overly smiling face. "Hey my lil scarub! My beautiful flower! My absolutely wonderful love! I had no idea you'd be here too! WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!"
You finally looked up at who was holding you. "Anubis."
"Hello my darling!" He then proceeded to pepper your face in a rapid fire of multiple kisses before nuzzling his cheek to your head. "I missed you SO MUCH! And I love you SO MUCH!!"
"Um.." your brow rose at the odd behavior. "I love you too."
"Oh. Hello, Anubis," Zeus greeted politely, "I didn't know you two knew each other."
"Yep! We'll be a couple a thousand years now on our upcoming anniversary which I never forget! She's the only gal for me anywhere!" You rose a brow higher noticing the oddly very strained smile on his face. "And I know I'm the only guy for her! We were thinking about getting married soon you know!"
"Oh. You are?"
"We are?" You were taken by surprise as he nodded.
"We were thinking of having two ceremonies. One in her temple and a traditional Egyptian wedding ceremony back where I'm from! We haven't finished the details yet. Oh that reminds me, I brought my dearly beloved something." A goblet of deep red wine was suddenly held up to you. "A drink for you! The wind here's delicious!"
"Oh..." You slowly took it still feeling confused about what was going on. "Thank you. You know I ran into Diana earlier. She mentioned that all the wine for this banquet was made by Dionysus. He's the God of Wine from your pantheon isn't he?" You asked giving Zeus a look as Anubis glared in anger.
The old god nodded. "Indeed. He grows the grapes himself in his followers fields and then adds his own special touches to them. You should try one of his new fancy margaritas! They're to die for!"
"Well then I'll be sure to thank him when I meet him."
"OOH! SPEAKING OF THE GUY!!" Anubis suddenly put a hand above his eyes as if scanning the horizon. "I think I see him over there talking to Mother Nature!" You helped as both hands grabbed a hold of your shoulders and shoved you along almost making you spill your drink. "Let's go thank him right now! See ya, Zeus! Bye!"
As you were forced to quickly walk away from the older God you heard your liver growling annoyed and mumbling things under his breath such as 'womanizer' and 'mine' and you thought you heard 'no one's getting past me'. Eventually you dug in your heels enough to make him stop feeling your resistance.
Turning around you gave him a look. "Ok. What's going on?"
His golden eyes looked side to side. "What what?"
"You know what I'm talking about." A hand gestured to where you were just taken from. "Why were you acting all rude to Zeus and strange? I thought you were trying to get picked for the next battle."
"I am! And I am not!," he defensively declared crossing his arms with a pout with puffed out cheeks and his fangs poking out from his upper lips. Honestly he looked more cute than threatening. "I was merely protecting my beloved from becoming the next scandal Hera talks about!"
"Scandal? Hers? What are you-.." It was then it dawned on you. Turning your head back to the older God, you spotted Zues speaking to who you think was his niece Persephone. "Oh. I get now. But you didn't have to be so overly dramatic about it. You just could've said you were uncomfortable with me talking to him."
"It's not you talking to him I'm worried about! It's HIM trying to get sneaky around you!"
"Alright. Now I really get it." You reached out to tap his nose. "You're jealous."
A surprised dog like noise escaped his throat. "Jealous!?"
"Yes, Anubis. Jealous. J. E. A. L. O. U. S. Jealous." You smiled amused. "But that's ok. You're cute when you're jealous and protective like that."
"I'm not jealous!" He pouted harder. "And I'm not overreacting either! Buddha told me all about it and I'm just doing my duty so don't you make fun of me!"
You couldn't help giggle at him. If he had puppy ears they'd probably be pinned back annoyed by your giggles but he looked happy to be called cute. "Ok. Whatever you say. But I must know the answer. Who's my good boy?"
His answer was immediately. "ME!! ME!! IM THE BEST BOY!!"
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Hi! I love your writing! Can I request headcanons for ROR Jack the Ripper, Anubis, Loki, Buddha, and Nikola Tesla's reactions to their s/o proposing at the same time as them? Thank you! <3
ᰔᩚ “You Stole My Line.”
Summary: Two partners unknowingly propose to each other at the exact same moment, turning their carefully planned surprise into a perfectly synchronized and unforgettable engagement.
Trigger Warnings: None.
A/N: Hello there!! Thank you so much for the compliment!! When I first saw this I thought; "Oh my days I freaking love watching videos of couples doing this!!" It's so cute (♡˙︶˙♡) I need me a man who thinks like me and does this (T‿T) BUT ANYWAYS lets ignore my deprecating singleness and rejoice at this freaking fluff ball below me!! Enjoy, Anon ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ )♡
Jack had been courting you for years, almost four by the time he decided that now was the best time to propose to you with a ring he knew would fit you. As he looks at the velvet box, he takes a deep breath of encouragement. He then pockets the box and adjusts his coat before exiting the bathroom to take you out.
You were taken to a quiet Victorian botanical garden just after sunset. The antique lanterns hung around, contrasting the roses and white lilies that were grown around. In the middle of everything was an ornate wrought-iron gazebo with a table that had a private tea date for you too alone.
Jack carefully pulls out your chair and pushes it in when you sit down. Your date passes perfectly--no interruptions or anything going wrong, just as he wished.
When he finished pouring your tea, he calmly stood and smiled. "My dear... there is something I have wished to ask for quite some time now." His hand reaches into his coat pocket, just about to pull out the velvet box, you smiled and pulled out your own velvet ring box.
Silence overtook both of you, freezing in place.
You hold back a chuckle. "Were you...?"
Jack smiles, chuckling himself. "You appear to have stolen my line."
Both of you look at one another and smile. "So... on three?"
The two of you stood up and looked at one another, kneeling on both of your knees to be eye-level yet vulnerable simultaneously with one another. You open your ring boxes perfectly on-time, "Will you marry me?" You ask in-sync.
Your mixed laughs burst into the silence after asking the question. Jack removes his monocle momentarily to wipe away tears from laughing so hard, "I had imagined countless futures... but never this."
He reaches out to you and gently closes your ring box, letting him open it again beside his own. When he looks at the two rings, a simple silver band with a gentle opal inside for him from you and a vintage platinum ring with indicate filigree, centered around a royal blue sapphire and tiny diamonds for you from him, he kisses your hand. "My answer, my dear," he kisses your other hand, "...is most certainly yes."
Anubis realized he wanted to marry you almost near the start of your relationship. There really wasn't a huge reason, he just knew that you were his other half whenever you'd just exist alongside him. You didn't judge him or act like he was someone to overlook, it felt nice and helped him really fall for you.
Now, almost two years into your relationship, he found himself cradling a warm yellow-gold ring with a black diamond held at the front, smiling like an idiot in love. Because that's what he wanted to be with you forever.
He looked at you, grasping your hands cheerfully as he dragged you through the desert of his domain. His borderline-wild laughs meshed with your softer ones as you ran together, kicking up sand and the occasional small rocks.
When he reached the perfect distance from the pyramid-inspired temples he and his fellow Egyptian deities resided in, Anubis looked at you with his bright eyes. "I got something! I got something!" He vibrates in excitement as he speaks.
It is when he's halfway into pulling the ring out from under his hat when you suddenly yell back. "Wait! I have something too!"
Anubis merely blinks, tilting his head slightly in confusion as he places his hat back completely on his head. "You... what?"
You chuckled and pulled out an ebony wood box, opening it to show off a golden wedding band with a thick center line of kyanite. His jaw drops as he stares in shock. "No way!" He shouts before he starts smiling like a child given ice cream before dinner.
Anubis' eyes lighten more somehow when you bend to your one knee and ask him to marry you just as he does to you. He laughs again, "We did the same thing!"
He then tackles you into the sand, causing you both to roll down the sand dune, stopping once you reach the bottom, sand tangled all over you both. He kept clung to you as if nothing happened, as if he wasn't as covered in sand like you.
Still hugging you, he nuzzles into your neck. "Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!"
The Yule Festival was a special time for the Nordic pantheon. Many deities would gather around and decorate Asgard for the ending of the shorter darkened winter days and the year. For Loki, it was a great time to float around and cause just a hint of trouble -- not as much as usual, as he internally valued this festival as much as others.
Loki looked around the snowy grounds and waited for you to join him. You were trusted with carving the runes into the Yule Log that year for burning, yes that was a more human tradition, but some of the deities thought it could bring them closer, and Odin allowed it as long as it didn't grow out of control.
In his hands was a white box with an emerald bow tied around it, keeping it closed. He smiled, softer than normal, as he thought about the band inside; white-gold and wrapped like intertwining vines, shifting from an iridescent alexandrite at the center to emerald greens and violet around it.
As he watched you run up to him, he heard the distant yells of worship to the higher-up deities. He swung down from the branch and landed in front of you. "You've been awfully sneaky lately." He comments, smiling.
You merely shrug in response and let him guide you to the edge of a nearby cliff. Above you both were the northern lights, a common sight in Asgard but still a beautiful one. Loki smiles at you and pops the box into his hand, raising a brow when you blink and hold out a box similar to his.
He blinks. "...Seriously?" His eyes then narrow as he smirks subtly. "Are you copying me, dolly?"
You narrow your eyes in response. "I could ask you the same thing."
But, in true fashion for the two of you, you both kneel and open the boxes, revealing his ring for you and the silver ring with purple and green iridescent effects in the metal you got for him, popping the question simultaneously.
His lips straighten in hidden amusement. "...You cheated."
"I did not."
"You somehow read my mind."
"I absolutely didn't."
Loki leans his head back, letting out a true laugh, one that contrasted heavily with his usual teasing snickering. "I've spent millennia fooling everyone." He slips your ring on his finger. "And somehow," he happily puts his ring on yours, "I failed to surprise the one person I wanted too."
He tilts your head up slightly and pecks the middle of your brow. "I accept."
Buddha doesn't really have any huge reason to marry you. All he knows is that he loves you and that he wants to be yours as much as he wants you to be his for as long as you live in every single sense. So, he had subtly dug up information under the guise of just asking, and finally picked the way to propose.
He stands at a hilltop, looking off it onto a valley of cherry blossoms during golden hour. The sun cast a rich yellow onto the flowers, almost highlighting their brightness against the deep green grass they were surrounded by. His eyes trail up as he sees you lean on his shoulder, somehow relaxed despite the amount of sweets you shared that afternoon.
The deity turns to look at you fully. He already knew what you were going to say, as his future sight showed him it hours ago, but he decided to not spoil it for your sake. His lips twitch upwards more as he sees you nervously reach for your pocket -- so he reaches for his own.
You blink. "...Wait. You too?"
He grins fully now, having known he was caught. "Told ya."
Your brows furrow slightly in confusion, asking if he knew. He merely shrugs in response, pulling the ring out fully from his pocket, a rose-gold band with a pale pink padparadscha sapphire, "Kinda."
Despite the confusion on your side, you smile and kneel with him, holding out your ring, pale gold metal with a thick line of gold foil layered with the pale metal in floral shapes. "Will you marry me?" You both say.
Buddha laughs around the lollipop that hung in his mouth, his bottom canines popping out more. "Heh... what're the odds?"
You both slip the rings onto each other's fingers simultaneously, as if this was any other day. "No dramatic speeches?" You ask him, raising a brow as you look into his eyes. "Nah." He replies, gently bumping his forehead with his.
He smiles softer, "I've already seen enough futures. The only one I actually wanted... was this one."
Many times has Nikola thought of his future with you. During his time with you in life, he had failed to put a ring on your finger before your life was taken far too quick, leaving him to think only of what could've been. But as he looks at you now, he finds himself wondering if he could actually make it happen now.
He would hum to himself during any break from inventing. His mind's gears are moving instead of the physical ones he used, wondering what he could do to make it memorable. Then it clicked into place.
Nikola smiled as he led you into the observatory, the two of you beneath a glass dome as the constellations shined overhead as hundreds of tiny electric lights -- all designed by him, of course -- twinkled around the room to keep the night-sky affect.
Taking the blindfold off your eyes and pocketing it in the pants pocket next to where your ring laid, Nikola cleared his throat. "My beloved! I have reached a magnificent scientific conclusion!" He smiles, gently holding both of your hands.
You grin back. "So have I."
Reaching into his back pocket, he pulled out a small mechanical box of fused woods and metals from numerous cultures and lands, and when he looks back at you, he sees you holding a box of similar diameters.
His look of frozen disbelief molds into thinking as he hums. "Fascinating." He began to pace, his free hand tracing his jawline as he does so, talking to himself. "The statistical probability of simultaneous proposals between two individuals with direct coordination-"
You laugh, coming close to a snort as you adjust the box in your hands. "Nik."
He blinks, snapped out of his daze as he sucked in a breath, realizing the bad timing for an analysis. "Oh! Right!"
Nikola moves to stand in front of you, dropping onto one knee just as you do. The two of you look at one another as you ask in the same tone with the same lovesick expression, "Will you marry me?"
His eyes sparkle brighter than any of the manufactured lights around you or the stars that floated above the dome and you. "Ha! A perfect demonstration of intellectual synchronicity!"
He excitedly, almost vibrating like the experiments he had done both in life and death, as he accepted your ring and carefully placed his on your finger.
"My dear... science has produced many miracles." His lips raise, almost going from ear to ear as he continues. "But... discovering the person capable of reaching the exact same conclusion at the exact same moment... may very well be my greatest one."
