Charlie Sykes takes a look at the rebellion against the profound wokeness that was the Renaissance in Ron DeSantisstan: 

According to the Tallahassee school, some of the children were “upset,” which seems unlikely. What actually happened is that three (3) parents, who were evidently unacquainted with depictions of genitalia or classical art, but ever vigilant to the threat of wokeness and pornography, decided to be offended. So the principal is out, and the tender eyes of the young classicists are protected from the corrupting influences of Renaissance art.“We’re not going to show the full statue of David to kindergartners,” the school board chairman told Slate. “We’re not going to show him to second graders. Showing the entire statue of David is appropriate at some age. 

[Ed note: It was actually shown to sixth graders.] 

We’re going to figure out when that is.” 

Ahhhhhhhh….This — in all of its effulgent glory — is actually an episode from “The Simpsons” come to life: In the cartoon version, Michelangelo’s David is sent around on a tour of the US, with an expected stop in Springfield, which triggers members of SNUH [Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping]. They urge Marge to protest the famed sculpture, claiming it’s offensive and inappropriate. However, Marge, being an artist herself, insists it’s a masterpiece.