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Roller Derby Punchline Madlibs 4: Can-Opener Amethyst. (In roller derby, a "Can Opener" is a kind of block where the skater pops up and catches her opponent in the sternum or chest).
if you have suggestions for more verbs or nouns to put into roller derby phrases for more of these madlibs cartoons, put them in the comments!
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"There's just one thing about that block that bothers me, and I can't quite figure it out - I know I'm not the smartest official on the track...oh these? These are French skates."
Ah; I've made a joke that kinda only makes sense if you are a Columbo fan AND know a bit about roller derby. So for everyone outside of that Venn Diagram's intersection:
In the '70s, there was a television program starring Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo.
In roller derby you skate counterclockwise around the track; hence, you're always turning to your left. Also "N.S.O." is the abbreviation for "Non-Skating Official", one of two kinds of referees. And um.. since this referee is on skates, we'll just assume they usta be an NSO. (and "Column" has nothin' to do with nothin', outside of phonetics). Also "Official Review" is a derby term for a time-out officials take (or coaches request) to review a jam / unit of play and assess penalties. So it's like, "..just one more thing"
LesLee's Derby CEL OUT, cartoon 5: we skate, THEY PIV..ot [ ahem #theylive ] "I'm here to chew bubblegum and star pass... and I'm all outta bubblegum"
Suggestion Derby Cartoon 1: "Hugs?" Based on a suggestion sent in by eeanneli, and specifically her "Decided to have a wee hug mid game.." bout photo
I'm not sure if this excuse will help you avoid a penalty. Also also I'm still looking for more suggestions for roller derby cartoons, click here for details!
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Derbin' Legends, cartoon 3: Multi-Player Grind. Another Derb'in' Legend about skatepark skills.. which may or may not carry over into derby :/ :O
Derbin' Legends, cartoon 2: Helm-Plant Looks like the first three of these are going to be urban legends (...like the series title, gettit?) of skate park skills carried over into roller derby ;)
