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Every demon in my roleplay:

Feel free to edit to fit muse

“It's cilantro.”

“But she’s hot.”

“My phone is okay!”

“I am one size fits all”

“Yeah, food is whack.”

“Uh... That’s a picture.”

“it’s pronounced crap!”

“Wait.  Am I dreaming?”

“That was some wild ride.”

“You know I’d die for you.”

“Pickles are so in right now.”

“Because they’re monsters!”

“That’s not weird, that’s cute.”

“No no no, saffron is a spice.”

“Ew! What is that green stuff?”

“Oh look, it’s the Creepy Cafe!”

“College is like being in Vegas...”

“I hate it when GIFs don’t move.”

“I don’t remember a lot of things.”

“Should I pretend to go missing?”

“I’m a ninja… but not a tree ninja.”

“Can you stop quoting Hamilton?”

“You know what I really like? Toast.”

“Oh, you are cruising for a bruising.”

“Man, I hope nobody ate off of that.”

“Don’t lean over the tracks like that!”

“Are oysters still your favorite food?”

“Talk about a suspicious package…”

“He has the same problem with hats”

“Why are you wearing tuxedo pants?”

“Damn! I feel good about myself now.”

“I didn’t steal it, I took it! I don’t steal!”

“No, I never said ‘za’ instead of pizza.”

“No, you're not! You're too nice for that.”

"He was my Uber driver slash therapist."

“She’s crazy. She’s obsessed with death!”

“I’m a model. Not a train wreck. A model!”

“Yeah, these Speedos won’t work for me.”

“Is the Fourth of July always on a Friday?”

“You look like an angel fallen from heaven!”

“No, this is my new home. I live here now.”

“…Then Please Sing the National Anthem.”

“Oh my god, it’s a building!  Take pictures!”

“This is too organic for me.  I want Nutella!”

“Whatever! I did not sign up for this tonight.”

“If I do it often enough, it might start a trend.”

“I still don’t understand the definition of emo.”

“I want to be a part of it. New York, New York…” 

“He's not blonde! He's done drugs his whole life!”

“Hey, when are we getting our matching tattoos?”

“You are so cute.  You are an emoji in human form.”

“Dude, do you actually have a refrigerator this time?”

“Dude, what do you do if that is your skill, your gift?”

“Yeah, but you refuse to go to Trader Joe’s with me.”

“Do you ever think about that paperclip from Word?”

“What's a scallion pancake? Do you put syrup on it?”

“Is Ozzy Osbourne the one with the long blonde hair?”

“If he messes with me I'm going to put him in a ditch.”

“Yeah, because our customers can’t spell or anything...”

“So it's been like two weeks since you had a cupcake?”

“I want to raise my baby formally. It’s black tie in the house.”

“Do you think you’d be able to take a dead fetus on a plane?”

“Uhh, the rest of the train can figure out what you just spelled.”

“Just be an artist, ____. Paint it out. Paint all your emotions out.”

“I don't even know what that is. Why would you put that there?”

“Yeah, like you weren't thinking of doing the same exact thing.”

“When you look in the mirror you should feel excited, not tolerant!“

“My brother entitled all of his college essays "Heeeey Essaaaaay!" ”

“Why? I’m not bothering anyone, can I please stay, please, please?”

“Okay. I'm going to go that way cause it's longer. No…wait, that way.”

“This reminds me of the time you were drunk and tried to run into traffic.”

“If you like Vonnegut, you’d really like One Flew Out of the Cuckoo’s Next.”

“I try not to have favorites of anything, or cultivate attachments of any sort.”

“Either that or you call up Maya Angelou and ask her, ‘What the fuck do I do?’”

“Oh. The only time I’d heard that before was on Pokemon, they had Saffron City.”

"When I die, I want my tombstone to offer free wifi so people would visit more often"

“You’re crazy. Nobody’s just going to start calling the Empire State Building ‘ESB.’”

“Yeah, she’s crazy…but she’s hot. They kind of balance each other out, you know?”

“Good.  I don’t want an infection like I got last year from putting the beers in the toilet tank”

"People say you attract more flies with honey than vinegar. But why am I trying to attract flies at all?"

“This dating book I’m reading says being unavailable is turn on... Should I pretend to go missing?”

“Listen, I have the extra pair of underwear from the colonoscopy and I forgot to take them out of my bag"

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