#roier lore

I AM LOSING MY MIND. I AM LOSING MY MIND. I AM LOSING MY MIND.

HOW DARE THE GAYS DO US IN LIKE THIS.

"me siento bien, me siento nuevo"

I AM DYING. Q!ROIER COME BACK AND GET YOUR HUSBAND. Q!CELLBIT LOOK CLOSER AT HIM. AT HIS BEHAVIOR. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. PLEASE - I NEED MY DOSE OF THE LOVE STORY I ALWAYS WANTED. They fill the void that my silly little fanfic writer heart holds, yes. I WANT TO WRITE A FIC BUT I'M SO OBSESSED THAT I CAN ONLY DECOMPOSE AND NOT CREATE.

All the fanart and ideas I've seen with Doied falling in love with q!Cellbit? I need that to be canon - or I need more fics for it because I my mind will literally explode if it was canon. This body swap is the perfect opportunity for so much angst - the husbands have not seen each other in literally months, and they proceeded to take the proper reunion we needed from them and TORE IT TO SHREDS by putting q!Roier under.

If Doied were to fall in love with q!Cellbit, what then? We all know q!Cellbit would choose q!Roier over Doied in a heartbeat, but what about Doied? What happens when Roier comes back? What happens when he realizes it took Cellbit longer than he promised he would to realize that it wasn't Roier? How's Cellbit going to feel? Would he ever forgive himself for not realizing sooner that it wasn't his own husband? Would he blame himself for what happened to Roier because he had made the misjudgment of staying in Purgatory? Would it really be ok that Roier wasn't fine that he was gone? That it was, possibly, even his fault for Roier's kidnapping and replacement by Doied? (This is literally already half a fic idea, but I'll come back to that later lmao.)

I've only seen clips so far - but the conversation that Cell has with Doied about staying in Purgatory? Fucked me up. Brain chemistry changed. Emotions everywhere.

q!Cellbit, it doesn't matter how depressed you are from Purgatory - you should know your husband. You should know he would NOT agree with you that it was better off for you to stay away. He would NEVER let something like that slide. In fact - the clips from q!Roier literally MOURNING the disappearance of his husband on top of all this angst make me want to commit a crime against that nerdy asshole. /lh

I cannot wait to watch cc!Roier's vods and catch all the little details that he added to differentiate between the original q!Roier and Doied (his twin brother). As a content creator, he's done a WONDERFUL job over and over again playing different characters in this silly little block game.

I am so emotionally attached it's hardly even funny. Despite this, I am in an absolutely hysterical state. I'm so excited to see what happens next and am so obsessed that despite having a very elementary understanding of Spanish and knowing no Portuguese at all, I am 100% ready to start learning Spanish again and Portuguese just to keep up with Guapoduo's lore.

QSMP, you sure have done something else to the world. Thank you so much.