Rohan x reader but every time they have sex afterwards Rohan ends up looking like he just went through 3 natural disasters and a war while reader is the happiest most energetic person ever after sex (reader is genuinely the closest thing to a succubus Rohan has ever encountered)
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Hiii! Sorry to bother I just wanted to see if I can put in a request?
Would you be able to do a Rohan x reader, where they're dating and reader is just constantly bugging her bf wanting love and attention while he's busy with his manga? You can make it fluff/funny however you see fit.
I love Rohan he's such an ass in a lovable way. đ thank you for your time.
HEYY OMG MY FIRST REQ!!! SORRY I TOOK A BIT I GOT DISTRACTED READING FICS BUT I HOPE YOU LOVE THIS!
Rohan x Reader
Word count: 322
Character: Rohan
Warnings: None!
You walk into a dimly lit room, wondering when your boyfriend will take a break. âRohan, when the hell are you taking a break? Itâs been hours, and I want attention!â you huff. Youâve been with Rohan for a short time now, and you're still adjusting to being in a relationship.
Rohan glances at you, a bit annoyed that you even came into his studio. âIâm not finished yet; you can sit next to me until I'm done if you want to wait a few more hours.â He says in a snarky tone.Â
Geez, this man is sassy, you thought as you rolled your eyes. You sat next to Rohan, watching him do his work. You knew he was stubborn, and you were just as bad.Â
After a good 30 minutes, you growled, âHow much do you need to get done!? Iâm so tired of this already.â Rohan looked over at you and rolled his eyesÂ
âItâs my job; of course itâll take hours!â He points at you with a pen in his hand. You scoffed and snatched the pen he was currently holding. âHEY, GIVE THAT BACK!â
You reach your arm out so far that he couldnât reach it, which made you giggle. He almost fell because of how much he was trying to reach your hand holding the pen. â[NAME] COME ON!!âÂ
You burst out laughing, and you fell back in your chair. âOwâŚâ You felt a pounding in your head, and Rohan grabbed his pen back. âYouâre stupid; you know that?âÂ
You got up and rubbed the back of your head. âNow can you take a break? Iâm boredâŚâ Rohan only rolled his eyes, but thought it was nice that you wanted him around.Â
âOkay, fine. But not too long, I need to get this done.â Rohan said as he put his pen down, hugged you from the side, and kissed your cheek. You laugh and hug him fully. âI missed you,â you whisper.Â
Rohan eventually hugs back. âI missed you too.â
TYSM FOR REQUESTINGGG! I hope you like it lol this took me about 30 minutes! >_<
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Tbh I really like Rohan, he gets kinda grating but unfortunately we share some of the same traits oop. Heâs the doll that I want to smack against the wall the most
I feel like he got a little bit of a longer treatment, but we do get a LOT of Rohan so heâs easy to speculate on while feeling like Iâm keeping him in character. I tried not to spoil the OVA much but I did go back and read some stuff to supplement.
The freak is done, time for the gentleman :) enjoy!
⏊â¤If he could own any animal, it would likely be a snake of some kind. He doesnât like something loud and messy like a bird. A snake is elegant, impersonal, and easy to observe. (Edit: on me for not doing my due diligence but he does adopt a dog in the OVA. I could see him appreciating how easily readable they are haha get it and I let my prejudice over how prissy he is get to me đ)
⏊â¤Rohan started drawing when he was in pre school. His mother would set out paper and crayons for him while she worked at home or when visiting her mother, and set off from there.
⏊â¤The type of kid whose friends are mostly all the kids of his parents. They donât really jive together.
⏊â¤ABSOLUTELY put off many of them by asking personal and invasive questions. More psychologically distressing than perverted though. Do you suck on your thumb because it looks like a lollipop? Would you suck someone elseâs? Why do your parents look at each other like that? Are they divorcing? Oh, you donât know what that is? Let him explain, heâs read so many books where parents are.
⏊â¤Not in contact with any of them as an adult, and some of them regret it when he became famous.
⏊â¤Can stylistically darn and patch clothes, but isnât too fond of the look unless itâs seamless, so still prefers to have it done professionally.
⏊â¤Rohanâs workout is all aerobics, very little muscle building. But he still manages to keep his arms bulked enough to make his frame the exact shape he prefers.
⏊â¤Got sick easily as a child and it contributed to his thin frame. Most of the time during spring a lot due to the dampness, so he would watch baseball a ton.
⏊â¤Speaks English and Japanese, started learning English super young because his father traveled for work.
⏊â¤Struggles a little with French and Italian but Tonio tutors him.
⏊â¤Only draws still life without permission for the most part, even with his Stand. Rohan is an opportunist though, as weâve seen; what constitutes as permission depends on the day and the subject.
⏊â¤If youâve managed to befriend the mangaka, youâll be modeling in some way. Mostly candids of one kind or another, photographing you before translating to sketch.
⏊â¤Collects tea pots. Itâs one of his more sophisticated interests.
⏊â¤His tell for âI need to get the fuck out of hereâ is three taps of his left foot. It could be a serious or just unbearably social scene. Doesnât matter. He wants out.
⏊â¤Has a hair and facial routine. Judges you if you donât, sometimes silent, other times he canât help it.
⏊â¤If you do have a hair routine, especially for braids, curls, and other protective styles he sits with you while you do, admiring the process and asking questions about upkeep. When youâre close enough, he will learn to assist you (whether through Heavenâs Door on himself or meticulous practice, who knows).
⏊â¤Partial to herbal and delicate flavors as much as he is bitter ones. Rohanâs never been much of a dessert fiend (skinny diva he is)
⏊â¤Has the color wheel memorized. Mixes fabrics. Isnât afraid to stack patterns either. His knowledge of fashion, or anything he sets his mind to, is downright terrifying.
⏊â¤Just like Anasui with the piping up when you talk about a subject, only worse because he cuts you off. Anasui waits until you finish your sentence.
⏊â¤Be assured, he doesnât do it all the time. But occasionally, he needs a reaction out of you forâŚ. âResearchâ. And itâs harmless enough, really.
⏊â¤Really tries not to use Heavenâs Door on you past perhaps your first interaction, especially if youâre surfacing in the middle of the search for Kira.
⏊â¤He does, however, sheepishly use it once to remember a specific brand of convenience store pastry you like when youâre sick. Donât look at him like that, he did it for you!
⏊â¤Rohan has his own methods of doing things, and heâs very set about how he does them; in his mind, theyâre integral to his identity and what makes him so close to perfection.
⏊â¤Implying thereâs a more efficient or less obtuse way to go about things is more offensive to him than if you just cursed him out.
⏊â¤Never lets himself dye his hair. He tried it once when he was younger and decided immediately after to leave it to the professionals.
⏊â¤Didnât even try with his pierced ears, he went to a studio the moment he turned eighteen.
⏊â¤Styling dates. You donât have to buy the clothes, but seeing you try on things he picked out, that make you spin and pose excitedly, make him stupidly smug. Does also take pictures if you let him.
⏊â¤Would absolutely have that gorgeous, expensive as hell music box lamp of Usagi and Mamoru. Ref: https://ebay.io/m/t54lsD
⏊â¤Kisses are almost always quick. Brushes and pecks, on your face, shoulders when exposed, the palm of your hand. Given with an air of forced casualness, not too often.
⏊â¤Frequently takes pictures of Tonio at work (with his permission) for reference, and uses the time to pick up some cooking tips.
⏊â¤I donât think heâs a bad cook, but given the mangakaâs level of perfectionism he might consider it not to standard. He informs you of this, matter of fact, over a meal he made for a stay at home date.
⏊â¤If he wasnât endearing, it would be so annoying.
⏊â¤Hand holder in public, that or arm looping, but heâs not into the cutesy part. Itâs the steadiness, your palm against his, how you look next to him.
⏊â¤Nap dates too. Come over and rest with him, when heâs spent hours chasing deadlines, and watch a documentary with him for âresearchâ while he conks out with his head on your lap or yours on his chest.
⏊â¤Falls hard. He gets over it quickly if rejected, but he loves as though youâll never break up, satisfied and self assuredâ with absolute determination to keep you happy, knowing you already do the same for him.
I have this thought, cause I know there are characters with the headcanon that they want multiple kids and that's cool, but what if their partner didn't want kids? How would that work?
jjba characters who don't want kids
not everyone is going to want to have kids, it feels unrealistic. there's a few character who i think are either indifferent about wanting kids, or just straight up don't want kids at all.
rohan â is one of those characters who i honestly feel are more indifferent rather than being completely childless. ultimately, he allows you to make that decision and he'll stand behind it. he's in it for the fun of the game. he'll write down how not having a child affects him positively. for one, he still has time for himself when you're away and he doesn't need anyone to depend on him. two, kids are just annoying lmao.
speedwagon â a little tricky to imagine because i can picture him only settling down once with his soulmate. he won't ever remarry or have any kids if he didn't have you in his life. even if you are in his life, kids are not really in his mind and he much rather prefers to live a peaceful life with just you. he'd be even more happy if you were on the same boat about not having kids.
yoshikage kira â he doesn't have the patience for having kids and he hopes you feel the same way, in which you do in this scenario. if he had kids, it will ruin his peace. he wants to live a secluded life, child free and only worry about himself. and well, he worries about you too.
hot pants â i can see her actually being really kind to children and treats them so well. she has potential and when you ask her about it she's like, "i dont want kids." and continues to do her own thing. it's not that she hates kids, she just doesn't want to change whatever you two have with each other. she can't feel responsible for something so small and weak, you're already a handful for her to worry about.
diavolo â no kids. none. he already has one and he wanted her dead, lmfao. he doesn't want any part of himself to be revealed. he wouldn't have the time or the patience to take care for a child anyways. he would prefer a partner who feels a similar way, no kids at all.
Kishibe Rohan is not a romantic, far from it. However, you know just how to get him to indulge your tendencies, even if just for a few minutes. Then again, youâve always been a bit more whimsical than your boyfriend.
Notes: daydreamed this near the middle of my chem test and couldnât focus for the rest of the exam đŹ whatever. go my Rohan x reader
âAnd the songbirds are singing like they know the scoreâŚâ
Rohan couldnât help the grumble he let out as he was dragged to the center of his studio. âIs this necessary?â
âNot really.â You admitted, nevertheless pulling him closer. âBut itâs nice to let loose.â
âAnd I love you, I love you, I love you, like never beforeâŚâ
âJust until the song ends.â Rohan reminded you.
You nodded absentmindedly. âMhm.â
It started slow, just simple swaying, keeping one of Rohanâs hands intertwined with yours, while the other rested on the hip. Chests rested comfortably against each other, like two puzzle pieces. He was acutely aware of the way your fingers traced his waist, exposed skin subject to your circling fingertips.
Rohanâs mind wandered, eyes glancing back at his desk. He could be working on his manga, Pink Dark Boy, or literally anything he considered more productive than this.
âTip me.â Rohan barely had time to register your command when you suddenly leaned backwards. Thinking fast, he quickly bent his knee underneath you, just enough so to support your weight.
However, seeing you so happy from being so close to him, he could spare some of his precious time to indulge you.
Rohan expertly lifted you from the dip and the two of you resumed your dance.
âThank you, London, and God bless you like never beforeâŚâ
âOkay, now twirl me.â You ordered.
Again, he complied. When you returned to him you lazily draped your arms over his shoulders. Rohan â following your example â rested both hands over your hips.
âWhoâs really leading who here?â He remarked.
It drew a laugh out of you, full and sincere, and Rohan felt something inside him swell. Pride? Love? Whatever it was, he felt it smooth away any lingering tension left in him the longer he gently danced with you.
The whole moment was sickeningly romantic, not to mention incredibly sensual and intimate. Had you been anyone else, Rohan wouldnât have even entertained the notion to begin with.
And yet he swayed with you to the tempo of the music youâd picked (a song by an American band you were fond of). Hands following your hips with every rock, feet stepping in time with yours. You were close enough Rohan could pick out every single eyelash, every swirl of color in your irises.
âTo you, Iâll give the world; to you, Iâll never be coldâŚâ
Rohan huffed. âHow long is this song?â
âJust a few minutes.â You replied, a little too quickly for his taste.
Rohan glance behind you at the clock. Five minutes had gone by since youâd dragged him away from his desk. âIs that so?â
Nevertheless, he kept going, dipping and swaying and twirling you as you pleased. And as the music finally began to fade out, Rohan slowed, stopping you and coming to rest until the song finally ended.
Or at least, thatâs what he thought.
The piano he knew came in at the beginning of the song reappeared, soon followed by the vocals.
Rohan furrowed his brow. âWhat CD is this?â
You glanced away briefly; a sign of guilt. âThe one that has Songbird on loop for an hour. I just burned it.â
He sighed, closing his eyes and letting his head fall. What a waste of a perfectly good blank CD. âOf course youâd do something so inane.â
âWell, if it means we got to dance longer because you couldnât tell when the song started and endedâŚâ you slowly trailed a hand down Rohanâs chest, and he had to repress a shiver at your light touch. ââŚI think Iâll do whatever it takes.â
The pink tint found its way to Rohanâs cheeks before he could think to stop it. Your little trick was underhanded, not to mention juvenile.
âBecause I feel that when Iâm with youâŚâ
ButâŚ
âItâs alright, I know itâs right.â
Oh hell, he could spare you a few more minutes. Simply out of the kindness of his heart, of course, no other reason.
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Can I request Bruno, Rohan, Johnny and Doppio (if that's not too much) with a fem s/o that's just like way too honest and open? Like tbh I'm that type of person where TMI doesn't exist with me so i can be having a regular conversation and blurt out that I have a wedgie bc of my thong or my boobs are sweating mad crazyđ I've gotten stares bc of it bc sometimes I actually don't realize that not everyone is my bestie and I can't say "omg my underwear is so cute" to them lmao
â.đ Ě When TMI doesn't exist
Pairing: Bucciarati, Rohan, Johnny, Doppio x reader
Content: How Characters react to you sharing a bit too much info !
A/n : ur just like me frr anon
Bucciaratiâ¸â¸
- Very slow blink Like he's not even sure what to say, but honestly at this point he should've been used to it.
- He looks around, making sure that no one else heard that, but in case someone did, he's just so embarrassed, pinching the bridge of his nose.
- He's kind of just nods along because what else could he say or even do?
- He starts speaking in a more hushed tone in hopes that it will encourage you to stop saying all your inner thoughts.
- He's honestly just glad that you feel comfortable enough with him to share that info because, honestly, it's kind of refreshing to hear people be truthful for once.
Rohanâ¸â¸
- He's just like, "Why do I need to know that?â In his usual sassy tone.
- Initially he's kind of annoyed, mainly because he's trying to create masterpieces, and here you are talking about the fat wedgie you have at the moment.
- After the initial annoyance goes away, he lowkey likes the fact that you have no filter; it makes things more interesting for him.
- He honestly wants to know what else you have to say, because it's so random and so unexpected.
- He's mid-drawing when you blurt out the next thought, and it's so sudden that the ink pools on the paper from how long he's sitting and processing what you just said.
Johnnyâ¸â¸
- Johnny is a total jerk most times, so he's just like, "Okay, we all got problems,"but that doesn't stop you from speaking your mind.
- He acts like he doesn't care, but in all actuality he kind of finds it comforting in a way, but maybe it's because he has his own thoughts.
- He acts like he's so embarrassed, rolling away in his wheelchair like he doesn't know you.
- He actually loves the random outbursts, so idk why he acts like he hates it so much.
- Sometimes he wonders why you feel so comfortable with him.
Doppioâ¸â¸
- He's just like, "Oh!" He doesn't even know what to say as he looks at you wide-eyed.
- There is a small part of him that is curious about why you say so many unfiltered things, but he goes with the flow.
- Your own TMI might encourage him to just start doing it himself. Half the time it's not as wild as yours, but you know he tries.
- He has this shocked look every time you say something out of pocket, like he's not used to you saying things. Sometimes he's just smiles.
(Made from a request on my ao3 where you can also read this!)
âRohan sensei, is something special happening in the fall?â
The mangaka turned around in his swivel chair, a frown on his face. âWhat gave you that idea?â
Koichi Hirose, one of the few people Rohan respected and allowed in his home unwarranted, was looking at the calendar on his wall and had lifted the pages to September. âYouâve got a whole bunch of circles and hearts over this one specific date⌠the marker was so bright, it shone through Augustâs page on top!â
Rohanâs entire face immediately blanched. His current manga pages forgotten, he shot from his desk and snatched the calendar away from Koichi. âItâs nothing! Itâs a nothing date!! Nothing special about it!â
The young student was a bit startled at such an intense reaction, but raised an eyebrow. Something was suspicious. Rohanâs face had gone ghastly pale, but his cheeks were oddly pinkâŚÂ there was something about that specific dateâŚ
âI think I know what it isâŚâ Koichi muttered, putting a hand to his chin. Rohan flinched as if heâd been found out. Aha.
Koichi pointed up at him, a grin on his face. âThatâs the exact date school starts up again! I bet youâre excited just to see less of Josuke and Okuyasu around town, huh? Shame on you, Rohan sensei!â Koichi teasingly accused.
Rohan blinked, then cleared his throat. âAh, Koichi, youâve found me out⌠yes, Iâm unafraid to say it! School starting up again is like getting a breath of fresh air away from those runts you call friends.â
Koichi laughed and lightly chastised Rohan, but Rohan was too caught up in his own thoughts to really pay much attention this time around. Thank goodness. Itâd be horrible if he somehow ACTUALLY knew!
Rohan eventually returned to his drawing board, taking his mind off of that special date and the special people heâd be seeing again. Everyone has secrets, after all. Rohan is especially entitled to his.
+~+~+~+~+
âMORIOH TRAIN STATION - LAST STOPâÂ
The blocky yellow letters slowly crawled across the destination sign above the train door. You watched, feeling a great sense of relief and apprehension at finally being home again.
You and your nearly 1-year old daughter had spent the entire summer in S City staying with your parents for a family reunion. While you would have loved to take your husband with you, the relationship between him and your father was⌠strained, to say the least. Your old-fashioned father didnât take too kindly to the prospect of his only daughter marrying what he called a âglorified cartoonistâ, and your husband in turn didnât take too kindly to that degradation of his passion and career.
In any case, youâd be glad to go back home and finally see your husband. A quiet rustling took you out of your thoughts, and you looked down at the baby carriage with your baby tucked inside. She had slept the whole train ride and was starting to stir awake, her little cheeks puffing up. Her eyebrows scrunched up just like how her fatherâs would, which you always found adorable.
You gently slid the carriage cover over her to hopefully ease her back to sleep. âJust a while longer, sweetie,â you whispered softly, âAnd weâll finally be home!â The bottom carrier of the carriage was full of small goodie bags and souvenirs from the city, including Rohanâs favorite snacks.
The train squealed to a halt and the doors slid open. Immediately people began to pour out onto the trainâs platform. The sudden convergence and bustling caught you off guard, and you hastily grabbed your backpack and pushed the baby carriage forward.
âHey, lady, mind the gap!â someone called out to you right as you were pushed forward by the crowd, and the front wheels of the stroller snagged on the concrete platform. You gasped and heard a sharp âsnapâ from the carriage before stumbling off of the train.
Something definitely broke!! You hurriedly dragged the stroller out of the train station to a quieter part of the street so you could kneel down and assess the damage. Sure enough, one of the front legs had snapped right above the wheel and was barely hanging on. âOh, come on!â You couldnât help complaining aloud. It was an expensive baby carriage, it should have been more durable than this!
You could hear your poor daughter wailing quietly from being shaken around. The feeling was mutual; you yourself were starting to feel distressed⌠you were so close to home, but it felt so far now that the stroller was broken. You couldnât just haphazardly tug it along, it wouldnât be safe for the baby.
You contemplated calling Rohan, but he might be working. What do I do? You lamented while kneeling on the ground to try and snap the wheel back on to no avail.Â
The baby was really crying now, and you were close to tears yourself. You were nearly about to give up hopeâŚ
+~+~+~+~+
Josuke, Okuyasu, and Koichi were walking around town after their first day back at school. To blow off some steam, they practically went around the whole town, and were now nearing the train station while lamenting about their classes.
âMan, I gotta lock in this year,â Josuke grumbled, already dreading the months of studying and homework ahead of him. âOr Iâm never gonna get into med school.â
Koichi looked up at him sympathetically, âYouâll do fine, Josuke. And hey, maybe Rohan sensei can even help you out, heâs pretty experienced in basic medicine!â
Josukeâs expression soured further. âLike Iâd ever try to get tutored by that guy! Heâd probably turn his nose up at the mere idea!â
Okuyasuâs eyebrows raised, and he joined in on the slander. âYeah, and how would he even know âbout medicine junk? Like heâd ever learn things that would benefit anyone but himself! Why, I bet a guy like that canât even get laid!âÂ
Josuke and Okuyasu guffawed and kept swapping degrading remarks about Rohanâs character. Koichi just sighed⌠then he stopped. âHey, guys, look over there.â
Up ahead they could see a young woman crouched by a baby carriage, which was awkwardly tilted like it was broken. They could hear the crying baby inside even from a distance.
âLetâs check it out, weâve got time to kill.â Josuke stated, already making his way over. That familiar secure attitude masked by nonchalance came over Josuke again, one that his friends were very familiar with. Whatever issue came his way in his town, heâd fix it right up. They followed him over.
+~+~+~+~+
âYo! Everything okay?â You heard someone exclaim close by. You shot your head up to see three teens in bedazzled school uniforms walk over.
You stood up, dusting yourself off awkwardly. âYes, um- Iâm fine.â You mumbled. They could clearly see you were trying to mask your distress. The baby cried even louder to contradict your previous statement.
The one who had approached you (who had the biggest pompadour hairstyle youâd ever seen) tilted his head, eyeing the snapped frame of the carriage. âYour stroller busted or something?â He pointed to it, âI can fix that up for ya!â
Your eyebrows raisedâŚÂ What kind of highschooler offers to fix a random womanâs baby carriage? You suddenly became aware that your babyâs crying had stopped, and when you turned around, you saw that one of the teens with the shaved haircut and tanned skin was making silly faces to calm her down.
âOogly booglyyy!!â He spouted gibberish in a high pitched tone while sticking his tongue out and rolling his eyes around. Your daughterâs tear-streaked face scrunched up like he was the weirdest thing sheâd ever seen in her entire year of living⌠and then she began to giggle and clap her hands together.
Seeing your daughterâs sunny face let it dawn on you that these kids werenât just random punks. You smiled, and stepped aside to let the pompadour kid get a closer look. âSure, I guess. Not sure how much you can do, unless you carry glue in your pocket,â you chuckled.
He knelt down and messed around with the wheel for only a second. A sudden âclickâ and he stood right back up, grinning. âAll patched up now!â
Your eyes went wide. HUH?? Unbelievable, the wheel was right back where it was! You leaned down to look, and it was like it wasnât even snapped off in the first place!
âWhatâŚwhuh..how did youâŚâ you muttered, before shaking your head and clearing your throat. âUm⌠thank you! Really! Thatâs incredibly kind of you!â You gave a polite bow, and introduced yourself and your daughter.
The three teens introduced themselves in turn; the pompadour kid was Higashikata Josuke, his taller friend was Okuyasu Nijimura, and their short kid with the neat uniform and white hair was Koichi Hirose.
You really wanted to repay their kindness, so you asked them if theyâd like to stop by your house for tea. I can surprise them and get Rohan to gift them signed copies of his manga! You giddily thought. Once heâd hear about what they did for you, heâd have no choice but to agree!
On the walk to your house now with the carriage working better than ever, you made small talk to get to know them.
Soon you were on your husbandâs home street, and the three teens suddenly grew noticeably confused. âHey, wait a sec,â Josuke stopped with an eyebrow raised. âYour house wouldnât happen to be that one would it?â He pointed just up ahead at the giant three story house you called home.
You nodded and turned to look at them, âYes, why? Do you kids think itâs haunted or something?â You laughed at the recollection that your husband often pretended not to be home to avoid weird fans. The three teenâs jaws dropped.
âWait.â Okuyasuâs face was contorted like he was deep in thought. âIf you live there, andâŚâ his eyes landed on the wedding band on your left hand. âAndâŚâ his eyes landed on the child in the carriage. He gulped. âIâll admit Iâm not the smartest, butâŚâ All three looked at each other with the same dumbfounded expression. âDoes this mean that THIS LADY IS ROHANâS-â
âJUST WHAT DO YOU IDIOTS THINK YOUâRE DOING!?â Your husband slammed the front door open, looking like an explosive cocktail mix of mortified and absolutely furious.
Any thoughts youâd had were out the window the moment you saw your lovely husband on the front porch. âHIIII HONEY!â You cheerily waved your arms up before scooping up your child from the carriage and hopping up the steps, burying your face in Rohanâs chest affectionately. After more than three months apart, you were ecstatic to see him!
After a few moments of embracing him, however, you noticed he hadnât said anything. Much less moved an inch. You looked up to see that he was as red as a beet, a dark shadow covering his eyes. You blinked, and then turned, seeing the three teens staring at you with their jaws practically on the ground.
Koichi was the first to speak up, âR-Rohan sensei⌠you have a wife!?-â
Okuyasu immediately burst into tears, âAAAAAAAAWWW YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING MEEEE!!!âHe grabbed Josukeâs uniform lapels and shook him back and forth like a madman, âHOW DOES A TOTAL SLEAZE LIKE ROHAN GET TO MARRY A PRETTY LADY AND HAVE A KID?! THEREâS NO HOPE FOR MEEEE!!!â Okuyasuâs eyes were a waterfall of tears as he sobbed into Josukeâs shoulder, who awkwardly patted him on the back.
Oops. You felt a cold drop of sweat form on your temple. In your eagerness to get home, youâd completely forgotten that your relationship with Rohan was supposed to be kept completely secret!
Rohan brushed past you and stormed down the porch steps, and you gasped when you saw your husband grab onto the two tall teenagers' collars and drag them inside the house. Koichi panicked and ran in after them, and you followed suit with the baby.
(The carriage was completely forgotten on the sidewalk- after all, your husband looks like heâs about to murder those kids!)
You shut the door after you and entered the living room, where Rohan shoved Okuyasu and Josuke down on the couch. Koichi awkwardly sat in between them.
âHoney!â You shouted, coming over to him and putting your hand on his shoulder. âPlease, itâs okay! Th-theyâre the only ones who know- Iâm sorry, I shouldnât have-â
Rohan put a finger to your lips, his expression softening. âSweetheart, itâs alright. I know them.â
You gasped. âWait, really?â
Koichi piped up from his seat, âRohan senseiâs a pretty good friend-â
âTo you, maybe,â Josuke muttered next to him. Koichi ignored it.
â-but we didnât know he was married! If itâs supposed to be a secret, we promise we wonât tell anyone.â Koichi even made a little âcross my heartâ motion.
Rohanâs eyes narrowed dangerously. Josuke grumbled, but gave a sharp nod of agreement. Okuyasu, still blubbering, nodded as well.
You let out a huge sigh of relief. âSmall world, I guess!â You giggled, just glad that your husband wouldnât unleash his wrath upon the boys. âSo, who wants some tea?â You offered. Rohan turned to you wide-eyed, and he sputtered, but it was your turn to shush him with a gentle finger to his mouth. âAh, weâre good hosts, sweetie pie.â You could hear the kids snicker and giggle, before Rohan shot them a deadly glare that got them to shut up.
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Once you fed your daughter and Rohan put her to sleep, you all settled down for some of the snacks youâd brought from S City and hot tea, and you explained how you and Rohan had met when you had both just graduated school. You had both agreed to keep your relationship a secret with his career as a mangaka, partially because an unmarried mangaka was always more popular with the youth.
Although as Rohan grumbled, he hated getting fanmail from obsessive girls and sometimes wished he advertised himself as a taken man.
When Koichi asked why he never chose to wear a wedding band, Rohan simply stated that a ring always made his hand feel awkward and interfered with his drawing. However, Rohan always insisted you wear yours so no guys would get the wrong idea that you were single.
You were also surprised to learn that the kids knew about Heavenâs Door and the existence of stands! Rohan had made Heavenâs Door known to you from the start, even though you could never see it yourself. After learning they themselves had stands, you surmised that perhaps that was how they fixed the baby carriage.
(Then you remembered you had left it on the sidewalk, and you quickly brought it back inside)
Soon the evening came to an end, and all three waved goodbye as they walked out.
âBye Mrs. Kishibe!â Josuke and Koichi cheered with big grins. Okuyasu sniffled and gave a weak wave, his eyes still glossy.
You waved goodbye from the doorway, a big smile on your face. You shut the door, and then became aware of a familiar stifling aura. Your husband was pouting.
You faced him with an eyebrow raised. He was leaning on the wall with his arms folded, glowering at the floor.
After over a year of marriage, you were more than used to his sour moods. You giggled and walked over, throwing your arms around him and pulling him into a kiss. Rohan grunted in surprise, but after a beat he slowly wrapped his arms around your midsection to pull you close. Heâd missed you more than heâd ever admit.
âIâm proud of you, you know,â you whispered into his ear when you pulled away, âYou made some really kind friends. Theyâre good kids.â
Rohan scoffed and buried his face in the crook of your neck, âTheyâre idiotsâŚÂ Except for Koichi-kun. Heâs the only one in this town with any decency.â
You really couldnât help but laugh at that. You moved your head and kissed him again, gently biting at his lower lip and bringing a small breathy groan from his mouth.
Rohan really did love you. He cherished being alone, but of course heâd long for you when you were gone for so long. And heâd rather be locked up in prison than spend even a single day with your uncouth father⌠how an angel like you could be related to a man like him, heâd never know.
The two of you opted to spend the night cuddling on the couch, the baby monitor now out and blinking softly on the coffee table.
âDid anything happen over the summer while I was gone? Anything exciting?â You smiled, resting your chin on Rohanâs chest while you played with his neatly swept hair.
Rohanâs hands rested on your hips, and he wrapped his arms a bit tighter around you. He didnât want to talk about it⌠you knew of stands, but heâd still done his best to keep that world as far away from you as possible. Heaven forbid their daughter would end up having the potential to have a stand, too.
No, it was best to keep your life separate from the dark side of his own. Half of his stories would probably scramble your brain at worst, and at best? Youâd be horrified about all the times Rohan nearly died at the hands of another stand user.
Rohan hated admitting it, but he owed much more to Josuke than the fact he simply fixed a broken stroller wheel. That punk had saved his life more times than heâd ever like. Josuke had kept him, Kishibe Rohan, alive long enough to have you in his arms again and his daughter safely tucked asleep in her room.
â...No, my love. Nothing extraordinary.â He replied in a bored tone.
You hummed and tucked your head under his chin. âOkay. Iâm glad youâve been safe while I was away.â
Rohanâs heart swelled. How you managed to break through his professional character, heâd never know. He really was a lucky man to have you.
The two of you rested in each otherâs embrace. After a summer apart, a new season of togetherness was dawning. It was good to be home.
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â....Oh, although that Josuke brat did burn down half of our house while you were gone.â
âWHAT!?!â
Can I request Bruno, Johnny, and Rohan with a fem reader that burps inhumanely loudly? I think it would be so funny, like dude ppl have to take soda away from me bc i burp so loudly, and when ppl first hear it they don't expect it bc I just don't have that lookđ
â.đ Ě Bucciarati, Johnny, and Rohan this a reader that burps too damn loud
Pairing: Bucciarati, Johnny, and Rohan x reader
Content: How they react to a reader that burps too damn loud LMAOO
Bucciaratiâ¸â¸
⤡ Heâs just minding his business, then he hears it.Â
- Heâs looking around slowly, looking for the source of that inhuman sound. Then he realizes that that terrible sound came from you.Â
- Bucciarati just stares; maybe it's from shock, or maybe it's because he didn't expect that to come from you.Â
- The silence is so unbearably loud, the two of you just staring at each other, like you donât know what to do next.Â
- Heâs just flabbergasted.
- He just slowly takes your drink from your hand, setting it somewhere off to the side, replacing it with a cup of water before continuing to finish up whatever he was doing; he doesn't even remember at this point.Â
Johnnyâ¸â¸
⤡ Youâd think that with the time heâs spent with Gyro heâd hear it all, but no. The sound that he heard was NOT normal, and there was no way it just came from you.Â
- Thereâs a deadpan expression that washes over his face, his eyes narrowing towards your cup that was now pressed against the table.Â
- The force of that was almost enough to make him fall out of his wheelchair.Â
- Heâs truly at a loss of words.Â
- He low-key rates it like a solid 8/10.
- But he's still not sure if he really heard that right.
Rohanâ¸â¸
⤡ Heâs having a normal conversation with you, his pen gripped in between his fingers, sketching out whatever new idea he had on the piece of paper.Â
- Then heâs interrupted mid-sentence; the loud burp that erupted from you was enough to knock his pens and pencils off his desk.Â
- Thereâs a long pause of silence that stretches across the room; his mouth is hung open, paused from the sound that just came out of your mouth.Â
- There's a small wave of disgust that washes over his face.Â
- He is completely baffled, like, how could a human make such a sound?
- The drawing that he was working on was completely ruined from being startled by the sound that left your mouth. Safe to say you're not allowed to drink anything other than water in his studio.
Šdearjotaro
Note : this was so fun to make ngl ty for requesting đ