#rogality

Rogue : Um...Neat.

*later*

Rogue, lying face down on her bed: Ah said "Neat," Remy. Who the fuck says neat these days? It ain't neat to say neat but ah said it anyways cause' A'm fucking stupid.

Remy, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Rogue . Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Pietro confessed his love for me?

Rogue : Didn't you thank him?

Reality : Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Daisy:

Tony:

Steve:

Nat:

Bruce:

Clint:

Peter:

Thor:

Loki:

Wanda:

Avengers:

Guardians:

X-Men:

Eternals:

Inhumans:

Thanos:

Daisy: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

Rogue: it's fine sugah, ah understandab he's hot

Daisy: what?

Gambit: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. Rogue, Logan, & Daisy: Okay. Gambit: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. Daisy: Bold of you to assume I have money. Logan: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Rogue: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Reality: how much are we pretending I mean Gambit you are unironically the theif we've established this: you are the theif, Daisy is the hacker, Logan is the one who kills, Rogue is the badass and I'm the idiot oh yeah and Wade is the wild card

Wade: Hey, Reality, how are you doing? Reality: I have hit my head three times, I’ve lost my favourite shirt and forgot my bag at school. Wade: Oh, ok! That’s pretty good! Reality: Yup! Wade: I lost my phone and my cat died. Reality: Hey, not bad compared to last week. Wade: I know right! Rogue: Are they okay? Logan: I don’t think they are.

[Reality & Rogue announcing their engagement in 1999]

Kitty: Reality? Don't you dare hurt her. or I will phase out you're heart

Reality: [a bit scared] I won't.

Bobby: She means it. and If you hurt Rogue I will stab an icicle through you

Logan: Seriously, bub. Don't hurt her. or I'll slice and dice ya

Reality: Okay, I'm not planning on... hurting her.

Kurt: You better not be.

Reality: I'm not!

Jubilee: Hey, Reality? You best watch yourself.

Deadpool: *coughs blood*

Rogue: Don't die on me sugah?