#rody-lestrange

Andromeda Black and Rodolphus Lestrange circa 1976

Way down in the deep end Don't you see me? Don't you see? Crawling on my knees Babe, please believe me That I'll never let you go, my love No, I'll never let you go

@rody-lestrange

What your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

The Younger

What your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

What your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

We are Family by Keke Palmer

My muse’s last text to your muse

[to The Younger]: oh fuck oh fuck OH FUCK

[to The Younger]: LISTEN I KNOW I AM LATE FROM BREAKFAST

send ☀ for a good fucking morning text

[sms ---> flat butt] Willlllllllllliammmmmm. i hope that you have the best night sleep and the best dreams and i swear to merlin if you bail on me again i’m going to set nargles loose on you. :)

send ✉ for a un fucking sent text

[sms ---> flat butt] thank you for putting up with me. i know that i’m a lot, and i really appreciate it. 

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

[sms ---> flat butt] sweety, you could set me on fire and i would still love you. 

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

[sms ---> flat butt] sleep well! check under you bed for crumple-horned snorkacks! they’ll nibble your toes while you sleep. 

send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text

[sms ---> flat butt] of course i’ll do you a favor, is everything okay? what’s happened? what do you need? where should i meet you? 

send ✕ for of course fucking not text

[sms ---> flat butt] I DID NOT BLOW UP THE CAULDRON IN POTIONS! IT WAS NOT ME! HOW DARE YOU!

send ✂ for a fucking lying text

[sms ---> flat butt] i’m not afraid. 

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

[sms ---> flat butt] you’re never going to believe it! i was walking around hogsmeade, right? finishing up my christmas shopping, and yes, i got you something awesome, as if you even have to ask, and there was this guy, right? and he was, like, older, and he was tall and kind of lurky looking, but he was nice. he bought me a butterbeer and told me that i was lovely. he added ‘for a muggleborn’ but i mean it was still really sweet. his name was... something. that started with a b! for sure a b. or maybe a d. 

send ♋ for a fucking sext

[sms ---> flat butt] (photo attached) does this look ‘sexy’? i’m trying to be ‘sexy’. am i sexy? 

send ► for a fucking wrong person text

[sms ---> flat butt] william is a good person. i don’t care what he said about your cousins uncles dog or whatever. he’s a good person. 

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

- what your muse’s name is in mine’s phone

Casshole ♥️

- what your muse’s picture is in mine’s phone

- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone

There Are Worse Things I Could Do - Grease

- my muse’s last text to your muse

[sms ---> Casshole ♥️] There is no way in hell that I’m doing that. You can fucking forget it.

“Myself and all of the lesser humans.” 

Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

( text for ---> mon chere ) I left out your shirt, it’s freshly pressed. Had some business this morning so I must miss breakfast. 

Send “” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

( text for ---> mon chere ) There’s been an accident. I-- I can’t say-- I need help. 

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

( text for ---> mon chere ) Used the last of your doxy eggs. Will replace. 

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

( text for ---> mon chere ) You sexy mother fucker you. Fuck your face. I hate your fucking face. It’s too fucking pretty. Fuck it. Fuck you.... Can I?

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

( text for ---> mon chere ) It’s cold tonight. My bed is open if you need to warm up. 

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

( text for ---> mon chere ) Can’t sleep. Running some tests. Join me? 

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

( text for ---> mon chere ) I’ve had enough of your petulant pettiness for the week. Kindly don’t speak to me until you’re finished with your tantrum. 

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

( text for ---> mon chere ) Don’t look under your bed. 

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

( text for ---> mon chere ) Fuck. I... Rod, fuck. That last test... it went too far. 

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

( text for ---> mon chere ) Thank you for sharing your space with me. It’s nice to have a partner in these endeavors. We’re truly doing something worthwhile. 

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

( text for ---> mon chere ) Where are my pinstripe pants? Considering you’re the only one my size, I must enquire with you, first. 

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

( text for ---> mon chere ) It worked! Get down here IMMEDIATELY! 

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

( text for ---> mon chere ) Listen, mongrel, I won’t tell you again. Don’t touch my belongings. 

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

Her patrol partner having abandoned her, she’d come knocking on the 7th year boys dorm. Braving the possibility of having to speak with Lucius or one of the other unpleasant possibilities, she’d managed to track down Rodolphus and persuade him to keep her company. 

They hadn’t exactly been very responsible with their patrolling - too focused on catching up and lost in whatever their conversation was on at the moment to notice anything. They likely would have missed a small herd of third years actually crossing their path, so it should have been surprise when she felt the increasingly familiar tug at her feet that meant they had stumbled into the path of mistletoe. 

“Bloody hell,” she said quietly and in a tone her mother would not have approved of, looking above them to see the parasitic symbol of holiday romance. “Is no one on Hogwarts staff bothered by the fact that they’re arranging for underage children to be hooking up in the halls? No one? No one at all?”