Guys, please be careful tonight. It’s late, so do not leave your trailer. One resident spotted the Trailer Park Vampire Rod Ferrell out and about prowling. He carries around empty beer cans that he fills up with blood. If you step outside, he will most likely spring out from behind a trailer, hiss “Vesago” at you, cut you in the arm or possibly the face, and take some of your blood. Do not let Rod Ferrell take your blood. Please be safe.










