I wish to know wtf happened to conceive Darkheart Sips tea
"Don't really know who Darkheart's father is..."
"I think it happened from... that one adversary cult... the people who worship this 1x fella"
"1x is just a fabel.. an old tale... from dark points in history..."
"I mean.. ain't no way... that guys around.. they just had a darn necrobloxicon during that shit!"
"you all would just LOVEE this story"
Shedletsky hummed. (warning for gore)
"Ok so pretty much, I'm doing my thing, its the first few weeks of me cooking up the eggs in my body ya know? and all of a sudden, I get kidnapped by these freaky cult assholes"
"they go on about how their ancient being needs the sacrifice of an admin bird to free themself..."
"so they have me tied up to some ritural shit... and bring forth this glowing green book."
"i'm just sitting there internally trying to think of the safest way to get outta this, since well.. I'd rather not lay some scrambled eggs ya know?"
"anyway, they do some ritual shit, and kill one of their own to open the book.. and then the body gets up! like actually gets up!"
"and starts moving.. talking in this gibberish before slamming its fist close to my head and then yelling at the others..."
"and then it started glowing green and exploded!"
"so much blood and guts ya know?"
"anyway the cultist are freaking out now, trying to untie me as some of my feathers glow green and like... yeah..."
"anyway thats the time i nearly got sacrififed..."
"darkhearts green glow kinda reminds me of that"
