Robert Byrd Former United States Senator
Being one of my old C-Span crushes, old Byrd would have gotten a courtesy blowjob.
A young Byrd could have gotten what ever he wanted.
WHAT? He works well with my 'old southern gentleman' fantasies.
Picture itβ¦ A hot evening in the south. Byrd is on his porch, all sweaty with a cold glass of sweet tea, playing his fiddle for his young admirer (me). Eventually, he's playing my fiddle.ππ¦π
On A Side Note: Why am I imagining Byrd slowly guiding Rep. John Murtha's head down to his crotch, saying "Just kiss it." π€£












