#roadhouse

Viggo Mortensen is absolutely a handsome man, but his character in Eastern Promises doesn't have most of the global population ripping their hair out foaming at the mouth screaming crying throwing up horny.

It's something about the combination of long hair, stubble, a mysterious past, quiet confidence, and looking like you've just been riding a horse for 2 weeks, that drives people crazy.

We will call this phenomenon The Aragorn Effect. My theory is that if all those same elements are combined with the correct proportions, any actor may be able to experience The Aragon Effect.

1942-02-00 Roadhouse with gas pumps, Union County, Missouri.

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Fluff Angst Comfort Secret Mystery Option Headcanons

Eddie Munson

"What, Are You Gonna Cry?" -> Roommate!Eddie Munson x Reader

"Oh, That Little Thing? Really?" -> Roommate! Eddie Munson x Reader

Pillow Talk -> Eddie Munson x Reader

Favoritism -> Best Friend!Eddie Munson x Reader

Cap Nap -> Eddie Munson x Reader

Under my Wheels -> Older!Eddie Munson x Reader

Sit Pretty -> Older!Eddie Munson x Reader

Doctor, Doctor -> Eddie Munson x Reader

Billy Hargrove

Slip N' Slide -> Lifeguard!Billy Hargrove x Reader

Don't Care -> Billy Hargrove x Reader

Rory Culkin + Characters

Rory Culkin Found Again -> Dad's Best Friend!Rory Culkin x Reader (pt. 1) The Zoo -> Dad's Best Friend!Rory Culkin x Reader (pt. 2) Walk on the Right Side of the Road -> Dad's Best Friend!Rory Culkin x Reader (pt. 3) No Treats -> Dad's Best Friend!Rory Culkin x Reader (pt. 4) Crawling Back to You -> Dad's Best Friend!Rory x Reader (pt. 5) A Seat Beside You -> Dad's Best Friend!Rory Culkin x Reader (pt.6)

Jack Harlow Refreshments -> Jack Thurlow x Reader (pt. 1) This is the House, Come on In -> Jack Thurlow x Reader (pt. 2) Playing Games -> Jack Thurlow x Reader (pt. 3)

Tell me a Bedtime Story -> Jack Thurlow x Reader

Kappa Beds and Heads -> Kappa x Reader

Wade Garret

Travelin' Band -> Uncle!Wade Garret x Reader

Eric Draven

Front Page Prize -> Eric Draven x Reader (pt.1) In My Room -> Eric Draven x Reader (pt.2)

Some Horror Movie Bullshit -> Roommate!Eric Draven

Some Tough City -> Eric Draven x Reader

Street Demons -> Eric Draven x Reader

Patrick Swayze + Characters

Patrick Swayze Goodnight, Moon -> Dad's Best Friend!Patrick Swayze x Reader Sleep it Off -> Dad's Best Friend!Patrick Swayze

Dalton Between a Rock and a Hard Place -> Dalton x Reader

Darry Curtis Midnight Talk Show -> Older Brother!Darry Curtis x Younger Sister!Reader

Zigzag

Hot for Teacher -> Classmate!Zigzag x Reader

Leon Kennedy

Analysis -> Professor!Leon Kennedy x Reader

Jose Chavez y Chavez (LDP)

New Company -> Jose Chavez y Chavez x Reader

One of Us -> Jose Chavez y Chavez x Reader

Dr. Spencer Reid

The Caffeine Approach -> Spencer Reid x Reader

Listen to Me -> Spencer Reid x Reader

Jeff the Killer

Headcanons -> Jeff the Killer

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You can send in a request. I retain the right to deny it if I'm uncomfortable writing it.

If you send in the same request after being denied, you'll be blocked.

Nothing smutty or incredibly violent.

You can request certain reader tropes (reader is a baker, reader is chubby, reader is a rodeo clown, whatever), but self-insert requests will be denied. I write for the community here.