Headcanons I come up with while up too late, inspired by Jorge musing that Kurt's poker face is so bad even armor can't hide it:
Spartans playing poker. How does it go?
Kurt can always tell when someone is bluffing. Sadly, he's way too expressive for his own good so he usually ends up getting his butt kicked. (This is really more my Silver version of him but I'm using it anyway.)
John (either version) is too darned honest and can't bluff.
Soren, on the other hand, is an excellent bluffer.
Fred would be fine if he could stop overthinking everything.
Riz and Linda both have the unbeatable combo of rock-solid poker face and endless patience.
Jorge’s Halopedia notes that he is something of a card shark, so he’s probably a decent poker player.
Vannak never loses. At least to hear him tell it.
Still need Kai, Kelly, the rest of Noble, probably some others.
I'm in the mood for a zany reblog conversation. @threshergm @genesisgrey @ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask @ageless-aislynn @caffeineyum @mrtobenamedlater anyone else who wants to jump in.
