#riverford

This (sadly) is not one of my recipes but I had to share it with you guys because I am in awe. I’ve started making up a huge batch of this at the start of the week and adding it to everything I eat that week as I love it so much. This is not for those who dislike garlic, however if you are trying to get in to kale and have found it difficult I think this is a great transitional or ‘training’ dish as the sauce overwhelms the kale’s irony taste.

Kale Caesar Salad

Ginger, you should probably get off your video games and pay attention to your grandchildren? Maybe?

That's better!

Ryan isn't friends with any of his grandchildren. We must fix this!

Burgers and cake went down well at the party.

Careful, Shawn!

Ryan: Once everyone's gone, wanna break in the couch? And the bed...?

Vince: So, you must've cooked loads of mac and cheese in your time, right?

Dot: Is that an insult about my age, or a hint?

Vince: A hint, a hint! I still can't get the hang of this stove. Be an angel and try for me?

Dot: Alright...

Dot: There's nothing wrong with this stove, you wimp!

Dot: So I heard your brother went to jail-

Vince: Yeah. I'd rather not talk about him, really. He always was an idiot. His girlfriend's well rid. She didn't seem to mind when I told her that... did mind when I tried to say hello to my new niece or nephew she's got cooking, though...

Vince: You wanna stay the night?

Dot: Don't mind if I do.

Dot: I'd better get to work.

Vince: Alright. Thanks for answering my call. And the mac and cheese.

Vince has dispensed with the goth look - he reckons it made him look too soft. So he's shaved his hair off and got a tattoo - which you can't see from this angle. This is Garrett and Rainbow's foster baby's mum calling him here. I don't know where they met, but she sure calls him a lot! That would be a match made in hell...

Vince's poker den still won't earn him any stars.

Nova: Hi Grandpa Scot!

Scot: Hi sweetheart. Is your mama here?

Nova: No, Lexi brought us. Mama and Mummy and Daddy are getting ready for the littlies birthday.

Lexi: Is this an apparition I see before me? Juan Mateo Knowe, out and about on a Saturday morning. What happened to dance class?

Teo: We had a show last night, so we've got today off. Back at it tomorrow, though.

Jesse: Why can't you even catch? What are you, special or something?

Rae: That's not very nice. I don't want to play with you anymore.

Jesse: Fine by me - who'd want to play with a baby like you, anyway?

Jett: Hi Lexi! Look how fast I'm going!

Scot: That's it, get those hands under the ball!

Jett: Whee!

Nova: Yeah, we have a TV, but we don't really have any channels - we just use it to play video games.

Vince: I've missed you!

Dot: Steady on, kid.

Vince: So I probably shouldn't've gone off at you last time I saw you-

Dot: Is that your version of an apology?

Vince: Um...

Dot: I guess I just need to remember how young you are, and how much your development of relationships has been stunted-

Vince: Hey!

Dot: Tell me it's not true, though. The only relationships you ever saw as a kid was your dad with his wives, and that was pretty messed up, right? You didn't go on any dates yourself until you were, what, seventeen? And how old are you now?

Vince: Twenty two.

Dot: Shit. ... My son going to college makes me realise just how young you are!

Vince: That's not a problem, though, right?

Dot: I guess not... I just need to temper my expectations. And I shouldn't've come and woken you up in the middle of the night just to yell at you when I was drunk.

Vince: Nah, probably not.

Vince: So... are we good?

Dot: Yeah, we're good.

Vince: You wanna come back to mine?

Dot: Maybe later. That's your truck parked out front, isn't it?

Aurora: ... and I met a boy called Jett and he said no one called him anything for short because Jett's already short enough!

Sara: Ryan, what do you want to do today?

Orion: Ona be sma.

Sara: Huh?

Aurora: He said-

Orion: Not talka me, Wory! N'like id!

Aurora: I'm just trying to help-

Orion: Not wan you a hel!

Sara: Sorry, Ryan can you say that again? Slowly, and focus on getting that last sound on your words.

Orion: I. Wanna. Smard. ... Cuz I dumb.

Sara: You're not dumb, sweetheart. You just find talking a little tricky-

Orion: An' weadin', an' wighin', an umbus, an'... an'... an' all da fing!

Sara: Well, I know they've opened up a new Education Centre in Widespot. Why don't we check it out - it sounds to me like a place where you could do some learning in a fun way.

Orion: Yeah. Go dere!

Aurora: Can I come?

Orion: No, Wory! Me not wan you!

Penn: You and me already had a trip out, didn't we, Rory? Why don't we let this be Ryan's thing with Granny?

Aurora: Yeah, okay.

Orion: Who you?

Tommy: My name's Mr Ottomas.

Orion: You boss?

Tommy: Yeah, I'm the boss.

Orion: You hel me a be smard?

Tommy: Hi Charlie - do you want to listen to the story too?

Orion: Issa goodun!

Possibly having the TV as backround noise isn't all that helpful...

Hey, this game has the words on the screen and it reads them to him!