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Eurovision 2010s: 260 - 256
260. Tulia -Ā āFire of love (Pali sie)ā Poland 2019
In a reverse from the songs ranked around them, Tulia actually brought a VERY entertaining song, but their presentation turned it into a boring experience. š¤¦āāļø The selfie backdrop. The lack of dynamism in the act, which is killing for a song this repetitive. The song is calledĀ āFire of loveā, WHERE š IS šĀ THE š FIRE? š
The worst has to be theĀ camerawork though; I donāt think Iāve seen worse in any entry? SO MANY wideshots, SO MANY audience shots, SO FEW close-ups. This is not Tuliaās fault, but Poland failed hard at selling what shouldāve been an easy qualification.Ā
However, even here there are a few qualities that prevent me from ranking Tulia lower. I actually LOVE the first minute ofĀ āPali Sieā quite a bit; The four of them on the lazy susan, faces covered by veils, those giant golden headdresses, brighly coloured skirts and ribbons. It really makes for a strong first impression that piques my interest. Itās just a damnā shame the staging doesnāt do anything to maintain my attention after the first minute mark. :(Ā
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259. Christos Mylordos -Ā āSāan aggelos sāagapisaā Cyprus 2011
My Eurovision staging philosophy has always been that no matter how bad the song, great staging CAN elevate it to a higher level, but that isnāt entirely true. Sometimes the staging provided IS good, but not suitable to the song.Ā Enter this anonymous Cypriot entry which doesnāt really go anywhere musically, but has some pretty rad staging. This looks pretty cool:
and course it has a amazing screaming woman because why not?
AND it ALMOST snatches my wig? But then I try to remember whatĀ āSāan aggelos sāagapisaā sounds like and struggle, as the final memory of it is blown away by the wind like a dandelion.
Also with this update, Iāve now eliminated HALF of 2011ā²s entries, more than 50 write-ups before of the actual halfway point of this ranking. What an amazing year, yāall.Ā
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258. Željko JoksimoviÄ - āNije Ljubav Stvarā Serbia 2012
I am surprised I have Željko this high lol? I mean, āsurprisedā in the sense that my usual reaction to him is āGOOD LORD HIS MUSIC IS SOOOOOOOO FUCKING BOOOORING GTFOā and we are well past that point in the ranking by now. And yes, the first 2 minutes and 15 second of āNije ljubav stvarā ARE that breed of hohum lullabye noises Željko is famous for.Ā However, those final 42 seconds are... legit good lol? Well, I shouldnāt get ahead of myself: the climax ofĀ āNije ljubav stvarā isnāt wig-snatchingly great, and it doesnātĀ absolve the previous 2 minutes of tedium and it certainly doesnāt excuse the ridiculous third place the song finished in.š Regardless, I enjoyed the closing minute, which by itself makesĀ āNije ljubav stvarāthe second best of the Joksimovic compositions in this ranking. ^__^
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257. Freaky Fortune ft. RiskyKidd -Ā āRise upā Greece 2014
Lol āRise upā. Itās fiiiine. The song itself is sterilized nondescript dance noise but Nicholas and RiskyKidd manage to work it well enough with a well-needed energy injection. Not too fond of that momentum-slaying trampoline though~
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256. Oto Nemsadze -Ā āKeep on goingā Georgia 2019
I donāt thinkĀ āKeep on goingā brooks any introduction: itās not a good song lol. Itās aggressive and drags on forever. Out of all theĀ āBuild up into climaxā songs, the build up is arguably the MOST agonizing. 2ā²20ā²ā ofĀ āugh END ALREADYā But holy hell that climax was awesome though. Itās really weird how a song as bad asĀ āKeep on goingā manages to almost sell itself with excellent A+ staging. Great LEDworkĀ and, deviating from the 2019 norm, wonderful camerawork that give the song a cinematic feel. The staging isĀ Inspired.Ā If Georgia keep on goingĀ down the path of treating their entries like cinematic masterpieces, then nothing will be able to stifle their domination once they get their hands on a good song.
How come Nicolas Raptakis and Riskykidd have given us multiple shirtless pics and Teo, the hottest one of the three, is giving us NOTHING? Life is just unfair.
I know, buddy... Last time - one of the very few ones in general - we needed a telescope to see something...

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