#ripley rambles

Simon had a smart phone but it was only so he could store photos of you and the occasional couples photo that you'd force him to take. But really he didn't have social media or even really knew how to use Google on the damn thing.

So when you ask him the first morning of November if he can successfully do no-nut-november, he gives you the cutest tilt of his head before asking what the fuck that is.

"No-Nut-November? You seriously don't know what that is?" You ask as you push against his chest to look at him. The two of you had been laying in bed that morning, not wanting to get up just yet. Your head was on his pectoral and his arm was wrapped around your back.

"No...should I know?" He asked as he tilted his head quizzically at you.

"It means not cumming for the whole month of November." You inform, biting back a giggle.

"That's stupid."

"You should try it."

"Why the fuck would I do that?"

"Cause it's fun." You think for a moment before continuing. "I bet you can't." You say with a coy tone, knowing he can't back down from a little challenge. Especially one given by you.

"It sounds easy." He grumbles. Your plan was working.

"Hm. Yeah? That just means you can't fill me." You can't help but let that giggle escape now.

You watch those gears turn in his head as he contemplates your words and the meaning behind them. "Deal."

The look of bewilderment on your face causes him to laugh now. You didn't expect him to take on the challenge especially after realizing he can't cum inside you as he so so so loves to do. It's like a ritual for the man, the deed isn't done till he's cum at least three times inside your gummy walls.

"You won't last!" You fight.

"Wanna bet?" He asks as he abruptly flips you over, pinning you to the bed with his broad chest. Your cheeks burn with fire as he begins teasing and kissing you.

By December first, just know you'd get the biggest, fattest cream pie of your life because when put to the challenge, Simon Riley does not back down. He did, in fact, win.

I wrote this on my phone cause I was smacked with the idea mid scroll. If you want the rest of November as content I shall consider writing it lol. But in the meantime, enjoy this lil tease <3

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Drew the back of the Oracle deck I will be making, which was inspired by the QOTD in my server, The Mourning Star Inn, posted by @amethyxmao “If you could design a custom oracle card/deck specifically to represent your current phase of life, what would the imagery be, and what would you name it? 🔮”

Oh, thank YOU! I was a little worried I'd get antagonistic comments about masking, but I was also hopeful that it would be noticed by those who know how important it is to still wear a mask in busy public spaces.

I recently shared a comic about mosh pits that I made a year ago, and I truly wish I had drawn myself wearing my KN95. Only once since Lockdown have I attended a concert without a mask, and I've got no excuse for that choice (and I never attended concerts before COVID, so I feel awfully naked without one).

So, for everyone else, I'm just gonna get on my little soapbox here...

While the reported numbers for COVID have gone down dramatically in the last 12 months, it and other airborne diseases will always be around. Wearing a respirator mask protects you and everyone around you in the moment, and people you encounter in the future. Not to mention, it's just nice to not catch a fucking cold, or the flu, or, idk, HFMD.