May 28
Harambe died ten years ago today on May 28th 2016.
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Harambe died ten years ago today on May 28th 2016.
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Can someone please tell me what the hell a harambe is. Dad keeps brining it up and then shaking his head and muttering “gone too soon.” WHAT’s gone too soon, pops??
Jax: We did a winter games adventure, I remember this was right before Ribbit abstracted, and our teams were the Spaghetti Yetis, and... the DaBlizzards? And what sucks was that Ribbit and I made shirts for a team that wasn't a real team called the Snowrambes.
(Pomni starts laughing in shock)
And we really wanted the Snowrambes--
Ragatha: But I don't get it.
Jax: Do you know about Harambe? Jesus Christ, Pomni!
Ragatha: No?
(Pomni continues laughing)
Jax: You never heard of Harambe?
Ragatha: No.
Jax: Okay, Ragatha; I'm not gonna do the thing that I've done before. I'm not gonna lie to you, I'm telling you the truth. Harambe was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo... I can't believe I'm telling this story.
(Pomni continues laughing and crying)
Ragatha: I'm from Massachusetts, though.
Jax: It's okay! No, he was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo...
Ragatha: Are you lying?
Jax: I'm not lying to you! I'm telling your a true story!
Ragatha: I know you lie a lot.
Jax: I'm telling you a true story! Okay, Harambe was a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo, and a boy somehow snuck in and fell into the gorilla pit. And the kid's in the gorilla pit, Harambe comes up, he's curious; he's looking at the kid and whatever, and the zoo shot Harambe.
(Ragatha gives Jax a shocked looked as Pomni is on the floor laughing and crying)
It's sad; they shot Harambe and they killed him.
Ragatha: Why are we laughing?
Jax: We're laughing because this is an insane story that I processed before coming here. I remember seeing the video and it was really sad.
Ragatha: Why would they shoot him? He was probably talking to him!
Jax: You're now dealing with the trauma everyone else dealt with in 2016!
Ragatha: Why would they kill Harambe?
Pomni: R I P Harambe!
Jax: I think the zoo was worried about him hurting the kid...
Ragatha: The kid went in his home! Harambe deserved to live! Is there a protest that I can go to when we get out of here?
(Pomni and Jax continue laughing and crying)
Pomni: "Harambe Deserved to Live" -Ragatha
Jax: I'm so sorry that we're throwing you back to when this happened.
Ragatha: My heart is broken for Harambe!
Jax: Also, the amount of memes of Harambe, like Harambe in Heaven, and like...
Ragatha: How old is that kid now? I will f[BOINK]king find him!
(Pomni and Jax continue laughing and crying)
Ten years since the death of Harambe. RIP to a real one
2016: the internet is obsessed with a monkey
2026: the internet is obsessed with a monkey
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i swear to god everything went to shit bc they shot that damn gorilla
we are going to the zoo tomorrow and I’m super excited to see penguins n feed giraffes ::)
