#rikoh

Year 2030:

Nikon releases D 0.15 Z, UHM, ASN

1 Gigapixel camera. 4560 grams, Liquid Nitrogen cooling.

UHM stands for Unbelievably Heavy Machinery, ASN = Adult Supervision Needed.

Canon Releases PIXIBABA mark 8

Produces 100% white paper (#FFFFFF) for high quality printing with Epson printers.

Leica releases a "Revolutionary new" ™ M6.1 ™ with leaf shutter made of Platinum leaves. Diamond shutter release for extra precision. "Revolutionary new" ™ 4 Megapixel Rocky Balboa Sensor. Oh yes, You can now change the Authentic Leica ™ red dot ™ into any haunted color you want. Design inspired by Vincent Van Gogh ™, his holiness.

Fujifilm releases Finepix L1000 S which horrendously looks like the Leica M6.1 .. gold plated shutter and American Diamond shutter release.

L stands for Legend, S stands for Small

Carl Zeiss releases 29.4 mm F 8.7 CM Lens. Sony Mount.

CM stands for Carl Marx.

Sigma releases 2-1200 mm F1.2 FY Lens for APS-C sensors. 

FY stands for F***, Yeah.

Daido Moriyama ™ bought Ricoh and appointed engineers (from IIT Indore, Guahati and Kharagpur) to make a sensor that shakes its bum like Shakira ™ .. you know, the feel of the image.

Adobe released Photoshop NP. Some say NP stands for Non-Polynomial and some say it stands for No Piracy. Expected official release date 15th August or you can Download it now from Piratebay.

Nokia released a smartphone with 1 PetaPixel ™ Camera with no lens. Developed at MIT Media lab, the phone runs on Windoze P OS .. some say P stands for Phone, others speculate, it actually stands for "Please :(" .

Google hired the Badshah ™ "Shah Rukh Khan" ™