#right back

I love making fan princesses based on Dream Academy contestants. Here is The Paradise, she’s based on Karlee Girl, specifically from “Right Back!”

You disarm her (literally) so she is no longer a threat to slay her. She cuts her hair to use as arms instead. (Don’t ask me how, it’s princess logic.)

She is really chill, but she hasn’t forgotten that you cut off her arms, so there will still be consequences.

The cabin will become an oceanic paradise and the princess will be lying in a hammock. She seems like easy bait to slay but her hair arms begin to strike, turning the beach to a creepy hairy forest. It seems like she got you right back (pun intended).

The voice will be Paranoid, mainly because it sounds right and you did make a cowardly move to make sure a princess with no weapons has a weapon. I feel like he would be the reason why you perceive her as a threat, and therefore her environment as a threat.

sb: darth vader sucks me: he sure fkn does chuck darth vader started following you