I think I'm such a slut for romance but in reality the only relationships that make me want what they have is ✨long time professional collaborators✨ it's so fucked. I couldn't care less about a first date, I wanna know when they realised they were a powerhouse together. I hear "if they're gone, I'm gone" and I pass out edwardian-style. The fact that I'm never going to have a lifelong comedy partner is fucking diabolical