#rhugt3

Girls Trip Thailand is truly a cast full of fucking MONSTERS:

Gizelle making poor Pepsi CRY over a $125 bottle of tequila gone missing

Porsha playing shitty social media tagging games and generally being a mean girl

Marysol saying that Leah (a recovering alcoholic) would be more fun if she was drinking (at the cocktail making event Marysol planned with no legit non-alcoholic alternative)

Basically all of them except Candiace acting like Leah was overreacting and faking when she had to go to the FUCKING HOSPITAL

This trip to Phuket was wasted on this bunch. It says a lot about this group of women when their concierge ended up being the star of the show.

There are different reasons for why this trip wasn’t entertaining and they variate, depending on who you ask.

If you were to ask me, I would claim that Gizelle Bryant ruined the trip. Others would argue that Leah McSweeney was a casting mistake.

Maybe it was a mistake to bring housewives who hadn’t filmed their reunion yet, like the women from RHOP and RHOSLC.

Alexia Nepola and Marysol Patton wasn’t that much fun on this trip either.

There was only one on this trip that was able to use it to her advantage, and that was Porsha Williams, and she wasn’t even supposed to be there!

She was the replacement of Tinsley Mortimer.

At least the women on the other shows were able to prove how vital they were for the franchise, and that’s why the Ex-Wives Club remains as the best Ultimate Girls Trip for me.

Tamra Judge was asked back to RHOC, Vicki Gunvalson was allowed to film as a friend, and Taylor Armstrong is the first housewife to ever switch shows!

Brandi Glanville, Eva Marcille, Phaedra Parks and Vicki was asked back for another season of RHUGT and that was a huge victory for them, in my view.

Well, until whatever happened between Brandi and Caroline Manzo happened…

While the first and second season is highly rewatchable, I would probably never watch this season again. It just wasn’t a fun season to watch.

And in my opinion, Gizelle is mostly to blame for that. 

The drama with her missing tequila bottle wasn’t needed or entertaining, and she forced us through it.

She made their concierge, Pepsi, cry!

But there were too many tag teams on this trip, and they steamrolled all over the younger women. 

Bravo and Peacock needs to avoid this type of casting in the future.

Gizelle Bryant blamed the women that Pepsi lost sleep over the missing tequila bottle, but it wasn’t the women’s fault. It’s Gizelle’s own fault!

She brought that damn tequila bottle one more time, and I was done a long time ago.

She complained that this had hurt her, and she played a court game about the missing tequila, but it wasn’t funny. 

Did anyone find it funny?!

“We are rewarding demon behavior. That bottle doesn’t deserve Gizelle…”

She accused Candiace Dillard Bassett of stealing the bottle, which led to them rehashing their beef from season 7.

And in case you didn’t know, I’m Team Candiace. It’s not a mystery why Candiace can’t trust Gizelle anymore.

But Gizelle’s missing tequila wasn’t the only thing that put a damper on the mood in Thailand. 

Alexia Nepola and Marysol Patton started arguing out of nowhere.

Frankly, almost the only ones who gave me entertainment was Pepsi and Porsha Williams. They had great chemistry and were so fun together.

Gizelle, Porsha, Alexia and Marysol have been a tag teams and in control most of the show, but this last bus ride showed me which bus I would’ve been on.

They have also been picking on the younger housewives on this trip. They’ve been steamrolling over the rookies.

Candiace, Leah McSweeney, Heather Gay, and Whitney Rose are the women I would’ve hung out with, without a doubt!

Candiace and Leah seemed to have forged a genuine friendship, and thank God Heather and Whitney buried the hatchet.

When Alexia was shaming Whitney for being sexual and smoking weed in front of the cameras, Porsha was also sitting there smirking.

Leah stood up for Whitney and speaking nothing but the truth about Alexia. Leah isn’t the most popular housewife, but she told no lies here.

And it was disgusting how Alexia and Marysol tried to paint Whitney as she’s less than. 

Let Whitney be free to be herself and rebel against the system.

As insufferable the cousins have been on this trip so far, I was so excited that we finally got a break from their torturous feud.

I would’ve been cheering them on. I would’ve jumped in the pool with them! I would do anything in my power to keep these two happy.

Because when Bad Weather isn’t getting along, disasters happen.

And honestly, I genuinely found their moment in the rain beautiful and touching. The women seemed genuinely moved by this display of reconciliation.

Sadly, this peace will be short-lived as this trip was filmed before their reunion. And we all know how that went down.

But even the Debby Downer, Leah McSweeney, jumped into the pool butt-naked and had nothing to complain about for once.

And after all the drama Gizelle Bryant created with the missing tequila bottle, and their dear concierge, Pepsi crying, I was in desperate of some fun on this trip.

When RHOSLC first aired I became an immediate fan of Heather Gay, but after season 3 it has become near impossible for me to trust her.

Whitney Rose is growing on me and she’s a fascinating person. 

While she might appear simple, she’s quite complex. And she had arranged a tantric night for the women.

We had a tantric dinner, pole dancing, nudity, and silly conversations in this episode, and it was something I felt the trip desperately needed.

But judgment isn’t far behind for the women who’s free and expressive about sexuality on these shows.

Alexia Nepola made backhanded compliments about Whitney living her best life and was shaming her as a mother in the same breath in her confessional.

It’s becoming an unattractive side of her. She made some strange comments on season 5 of RHOM about Julia Lemigova for instance.

And now this? Is she’s a Debby Downer also?

And why being so judgmental anyway? I would’ve loved hanging out with Whitney late at night, smoking weed, snacking, and tumbling in the pool.