Ok ok ok but what about reverse falls pinescone? Would Dipper and Wirt still be together? What would Wirt and Greg be like? Would Wirt even be with Dipper?
(I am going to answer this the same way I always start an AU convo with @that-one-girl-behind-youā)
Ok so rev!Falls where the twins are the Gleeful, and Pacifica and Gideon are the Pines and everything is upside down right??
So ok Wirt then would have to be the contrary so instead of an anxious mess he would be what over confidentā¦ wirtā¦ wirt over confidentā¦. I am sorry but this boy
I justā¦ I donāt see it.
I mean he could also remain as he was at the beginning of OTGW, all broody and angsty and not a so good brother. Letās go with that. Greg remains the same, he probably is just a tad bit annoying with how over the top cute he can get, you know.
But how to make pinescone fit into this?? because I cannot see rev!Dipper just falling for Wirt.Ā
Ok ok ok ok hear me out, Dipper making a bet with Mabel that he can make anyone fall in love with him (I love the classic fic romance plots sue me), and Mabel chooses Wirt who is the new kid in town.
And Dipper is likeĀ āYou couldnāt had made it easierā because it is obvious to anyone looking that the teen is the kind of insecure mess that would fall for whoever shows him any sign of affection, right?
Wrong. (He understimated Wirt insecurities, he is so insecure he cannot even fantom anyone at all ever trying to flirt with him).
Dipper tries everything, flirting, presents, flowers, magic. And each time Wirt just makes a face and goesĀ āYeahā¦ Iā¦ I am leaving now, come on Greg letās go homeā. Greg just pats Dipper on the back as confort.
And Dipper is furious, how dare this nerd refuse his advances! How dare him say no! Who does he think he is?! Oh this is on! He is so gonna win this loserās heart one way or another!
Meanwhile Mabel is in the background, eating popcorn, and extremely amused by the turn of events.
