Hey there! I loved the Ronin headcanons ya posted, if it's not too much trouble, would it be possible for ya to do Dating headcanons for him? Please and thank you so so much.
🦝-Anon
i love writing my ronin headcanons, and im soooo happy y'all do too. weird and fucked up ronin is my favourite and i will spread this as much as i can. so heres your dating hc's for ronin, in all his rotted glory.
HEADCANONS. [ RONIN BEAUFORT & DATING. ]
Timeline irrelevant. Just general concept of what Ronin is like in a relationship, and while dating someone.
— Ronin sizes up anyone and everyone he has some interest in. Taking his time to learn and pick them apart, and find out everything he can before following through. He isn't just going to dive into the unknown, he needs to know what his romantic prospect is capable of before trusting himself to fall for them at all.
— He isn't quick to fall for someone, it could takes months to a full year before he even is comfortable with admitting to having feelings. He doesn't like the quick one-two, especially not after everything with Ther.
— He compares everyone to Ther, to see if he can trust them. As much as he'd want someone like Ther again, he doesn't follow through with anyone that reminds him too much of them anymore, not after Angel.
— Ronin is very much a touchy person. Even if he isn't super close with his romantic interest, he loves to have some form of touch. A hand on the shoulder, them clinging to his sleeves, sitting on the couch shoulder to shoulder, feet kicking each other under the table. Theres something about feeling a warm body that grounds him.
— He does gift giving, buuuut not the kind you'd think. He typically isn't one to take trophys from his kills, but for his partner? He'll take whatever and preserve it for them. They want a heart in a jar? Its theirs, a collection of human teeth? Its theirs.
— His clothes, are his partners clothes, and his partners clothes are his clothes. Something to do with scent, and closeness, and its the only thing he's willing to share when it comes to his partner. (He's possessive, of his partner, and anything that relates to them)
— Jealous little bastard. He hates social media, but he has a faceless account, and he LOVES to post photos of him and his partner, without showing their full-faces to show off who his partner belongs too, and who he owns. His partner is his partner for a reason.
— He likes to bite, and leave marks, draws blood; you name it. He does it most likely.
— He demands you have each others locations at all times. And that your phones never die. He's a control freak, but it also goes into how he cares for the one he is with. Partner in trouble? He's there before they know it, all because he had that little location ping.
— He tries to avoid calling his partner, just dropping by their location as a surprise. Always.
— He brings wilted flowers, because nothing alive should ever run risk of stealing the spotlight from his partner.
— Yes he makes his partner old school cd mix tapes.
I have some more NSFW ones for him in a dating/sexual encounter context.... lmk if we want those.... :)
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Ok. I wanna ask something. It’s ok you don’t have to answer this but I wanna ask how would the Turtles be like when they are in season? Like way before their s/o came into the picture? Like their emotions and how to handle it? You can make it SFW or NSFW or both.
We love mating season in this house. This is a fun one anon thanks! So undercut cause goes without saying.
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Leo
He knows how to manage it the best during the beginning.
Get messy towards the middle.
For Leo the best way to deal with pesky spring fever is simply to overtrain and overwork his body.
Out of sight out of mind mentally.
His nose gets easily irritable with all the scents he can pick up now that go beyond his usual. So he’ll burn more incense, he’ll light more candles (softer scents that calm him)
His gaze strays. Leo knows how to keep his eyes on check whenever he sees a beautiful individual, he’s very aware that making it obvious isn’t always fun.
But man, is he fucking staring now. Notices all the intricate details about April that makes her so very beautiful. Notices how pretty the lady that works at the deli where they patrol often is, saw a guy so breathtaking he had to stop and take a second. It’s all rather annoying and it exacerbates him.
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More on the angry jerk off side of the spectrum.
Raph
Oh boy is he just more stand off-ish than normal. Quicker to pick fights and really will fight if pushed.
Raph needs to blow of steam on a normal basis, while in his season? Sheesh are the Foot getting extra bones broken.
Over exercises to compensate the territorial nature that boils within him.
A lot of impure thoughts about April.
He feels awful about it too which further being the cycle full circle.
Angry, fight, fantasize, rinse, repeat.
Tries to get out of the Lair more. Sneaks out or the cold fresh air to center him.
People watches. His mind will wander. Up until now Raph believes he won’t ever have a chance with someone, so this part isn’t his favorite.
Yearns baby, this one yearns and aches.
Mikey
So. Much. More. Extra. Energy.
Much more scatter brained than usual.
Head full. Many thought.
Mikey likes to burn off his energy by skating. He’ll concentrate on tricks and enjoys the speed of zooming around on his board.
Tbh Mikey sticks to what works. Skateboarding and masturbating.
Could get rather territorial, a bit prone to picking fights. Surprisingly scary when mad.
While Mike doesn’t like being alone in general, really needs the solitude during this time.
If he flirts with April on a normal Tuesday evening, how’d you think he’s gonna be now?
Over all handles the season fairly well.
Donnie
Probably the best to handle the season out of his brothers.
Naturally because Donnie prefers to nest during this period. He naturally prefers the solitude so during this time it’s the best excuse to not have everyone on his case about it.
EATS.
The man gets pretty famished and eats more that he normally does.
Skins feels a little on fire, just about anything sets him off. Whether the instinct to fight or his need for release.
Don’s pretty creative when it comes to getting off, but man does he breakout some fun things to pass the time.
Tries to distract himself with his work.
Not proud of it but if Aprils around, he’ll smell her a lot. She’s got a comforting scent but it also kinda gets him going which doesn’t help.
Eam wacky racer au, like imagine the ee crew having their own car and giovanni being the dick dastardly of that au. Maybe molly's car would be a small brown beetle with bear ears.
I don’t know what wacky racer is so I hope you know all I’m picturing is this:
Hey! I really liked your helluva boss headcanons, they're very interesting and realistic! Do you have any for Stolas? 😀
I do actually have a few! Ask and you shall receive, my friend! I hope you enjoy😋
“Oh shit. Am I in danger right now?”
When he was young, the prince built little communities for the toads and frogs that he found within the garden sometimes. This is what sparked his joy for being in the garden and he still tries his best to make the palace garden comfortable for the small amphibians that he sometimes comes across there.
Despite being a powerful demon, Stolas hates horror movies because he scares far easier than he cares to admit.
He has bald spots from where he's pulled out his feathers during panic attacks or times of overwhelming stress but learned to hide them well over the years.
Stolas is easily excited by small things which can easily be seen through his daughter’s social media where she frequently posts pictures of her father reacting in childlike wonder to things most people wouldn’t think twice about.
Baby Stolas was bathed in a bird bath the same way babies are bathed in the sink sometimes when they're really small.
Sometimes Stolas will sleep with his old stuffed animal. It brought him comfort as a child and though he's a bit embarrassed to admit it to most people, it still brings him comfort after nightmares.
He understands his duties as a member of the Goetia family, but he always wanted to be an artist or botanist rather than a prince.
Stolas’ primary love language is physical touch which tends to make him a wonderful, affectionate partner and friend…. Unfortunately, the prince also experiences touch starvation quite easily.
The abuse he took from Stella worsened after she became pregnant with Octavia because she soon found he would give in to any demand she had if it meant keeping their daughter safe if she even acted as if she might threaten the child in some way.
He suffers from migraines due to poor vision because he's struggled with focusing both sets of his eyes at once since he was a kid. His father never took him seriously and he was often teased by others about having one set of eyes closed to both help him focus on things and get rid of his migraines…. He still does this sometimes when he's alone because he's still afraid of being teased or seen as weak.
He has a deep appreciation for classical music, but he loves dancing around to trashy pop music more than he likes listening to the classics people are used to hearing him listen to.
Blitz can be quite rough with him in bed and despite enjoying it for the most part, he wants something more… sensual sometimes. He had hoped it would be after their date at Ozzie's.
He's put off teaching Via magic because he doesn't want her to grow up just yet but he's found that their magic lessons are often some of their best bonding activities and he learns much more than he thought he would about his daughter with each lesson they stumble through.
The demon prince is still afraid of the dark. Only his daughter knows.
He uses his human form to attend pride parades in the human realm. He loves it and has made many human friends in the years he’s attended.
Stolas doesn’t use his full demon form very often because despite how well he hides it, it takes a lot of energy and it leaves him fairly exhausted.
Unbeknownst to everyone aside from Blitz, Stolas keeps a journal of poetry he writes.
Despite the fact that they are one of the lowest classes species in hell, Stolas doesn’t necessarily view imps in that manner because he sees himself as having been raised by them since he was raised more so by the imps who served his family than his parents.
He has a major sweet tooth and chocolate ice cream with whipped cream and cherries on top is his favorite sweet treat.
Stolas tends to his garden daily and has named each and every one of the plants he cares for.
May I request headcanons of Marcus with a fem!human s/o who's gen z. Like how would he adapt to our slang, style,humor, mentality, oh an maybe if he would make tiktok videos with his s/o,
Please take ur time and tell me if more details r needed!
I am going to be honest... I have very little concept of being Gen Z (I'm a Millennial lol). I think I know some, but not well.
And I think that hinders my ability to really see any of the Volturi really partaking in TikTok videos. I mean, I can see Felix being amused and even partaking in the slang, but that might be as far as it goes in my headcanons.
I see Marcus being... tolerant. Patient. I cannot see him partaking in any of the silly energy (not derogatory) that goes into the Gen Z humor and terms. He's a gentle, quiet, lowkey lover that will watch with love (and confusion) while his lover makes videos. He loves the way she glows and laughs and the way her eyes shine when she makes videos, gets like, shares, etc (however that works).
If you can drop some gen z terms for me I can try writing some AU headcanons for you where Marcus would be more involved!! I want to write something nice for all my requesters lol.
I do have to go in to work soon so it may be a while until I write anything.
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Hi! Do you have any more hcs about Rades and Valtos? This fandom is in a drought and you're like their only fan beside me here :( I also love your content
Hello! Thank you, that means so much to me! You’re very right about this fandom, and it is especially hard to be fan of those two. I’m so happy to know that there is another fan of them!
Here are some more headcanons!
-Rades has ADHD.
-Valtos is autistic.
-Rades loves flowers and always grew small gardens wherever he’d live.
-Valtos can sew really well. He can make his own clothes.
-Rades likes to bake cookies.
-Valtos likes to spend time alone out in nature.
-Rades and Revchi have a begrudging respect for each other due to their similar struggles because of the Purple Orcas.
-At first Valtos hated being called all the nicknames Rhya had for him, but then they slowly grew in him.