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rendog x evil xisuma please? <3
EX: I have a problem with Ren.
Hels: Like, anĀ āI love himā problem, or anĀ āI canāt find anywhere to hide the bodyā problem?
EX: I love him.
Hels: Shame. I could have helped you with the other one.
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prince xisuma was placed in an arranged marriage with someone he had never met from a kingdom he had never heard of. he absolutely hated the idea of arranged marriages, something his guard, wels, was made very aware of. xisuma would come home and tell wels about it every single day until his wedding day. all he wanted was to marry biffa, his second guard. wels was the only person who knew about this crush, but he also knew that biffa liked xisuma back. wels spent so long wishing he could do something to help, until finally he came up with an idea. he snuck off into prince exās chambers, something he had arranged with exās guards (hels and doc) to ask for his help. ex thankfully agreed. that night, ex disguised himself as his brother and helped to sneak xisuma and biffa out. the two of them ran away together to a place where they could get married in peace. ex took his brotherās place at the wedding where he ended up marrying ren. both couples ended up happy, all thanks to wels. -rye
And now Wels has to keep his epic ploy a secret for the rest of eternity (or maybe heāll write a book when heās sure nothing can be done to him or the royal twins for his insolence).
ren and evil xisuma? :0
Ren: Hey EX! Howās it going?
EX, internally: There he is, heās here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life. fuck, I just want to stare at him and hold him and kiss him for the rest of my life-
EX, out loud: What the FUCK do you want
Ren likes going to music conventions. That's where he met EX, who was trying to get one of the latest albums from a famous pop singer.
Well, the two started talking about songs and became close over it. Then Ren realized he was in love with one of his colleagues "evil" twin. -š
What does Xisuma do in this AU? Is he a singer, or producer?
i know itās weird ship but i really love it so hereās some more ren x evil xisuma content since i havenāt mentioned them in a while
rendog is super comfortable in the cold. of course that doesnāt mean he wonāt steal his boyfriendās hoodies and jackets all the time, but it does mean he doesnāt need to. Bc of the fact that heās part-dog/wolf, heās very accustomed to cold climates and really loves to mess around in the snow. however, despite the fact that ex grew up in the end which is really cold, heās lived in the nether for most of his life and now does absolutely horrible in the cold. if the temperature drops below 50Ā°F, he refuses to go outside without several layers. ren wants to drag him outside every time thereās a blizzard to build snowmen and go sledding and start snowball fights, but his boyfriend absolutely hates that idea. thatās alright though, nothing is more important to ren than his boyfriendās comfort. now, his favorite winter activity is to stay indoors while it snows, cuddled up in front of the fireplace with blankets and pillows and hot cocoa in his boyfriendās arms with a shitty movie on in the background. if they ever need to go out, renās always sure to wear like 3 more jackets than he needs so he can give them to evil xisuma every time he gets too cold in the layers he already has (even though ren is small and ex is tall and his jackets donāt fit at all...). ex says itās embarrassing and stupid, but really they both know he likes it -rye
Maybe Ren gets his coats a size or two up so EX can borrow them more easily.
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permadeath au: evil xisuma is really protective of his friends. like, really protective. since he and x are from the end, he insists on going to the end with his friends everytime they go, or at the very least he sends xisuma with them. he knew he had a crush on ren but he didnāt quite realize the extent of it until he found himself diving down into the void, wings pressed tightly against his back, to catch ren after he fell. his wings are aching after it, but the void doesnāt hurt him like it hurts people from the overworle or from the nether, so he doesnāt care that much, it wasnāt gonna hurt him like it wouldāve hurt ren. heās just glad his crush friend is ok. -rye
Imagine if while Ren was passed out from the thin void air, EX professed his love to him. Ren, of course, does not remember, but EX is now acting super weird around him. Oh well, itās probably nothing!
weird rare pair cause i love ren and ex alike. so, ex is super shy with his emotions. he loves having that whole tough guy vibe, and acts like he hates all things happy & cute. but once he saw ren smiling and wagging his tail, he couldnāt help but blush. ex is beyond in love with his pure optimism and his little giggle at everything that excites him. the only person who knows of course is his brother xisuma. he refuses to tell anyone else how he feels about ren, but ren knows. itās obvious. -rye
Does Ren tease and flirt with him, or is he going to let EX confess on his own time?
