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Oh hell yes Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Ahsoka in this episode

"That's not good 😰" after their ship gets hit. REALLY, Obi-Wan, you think?

An: "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?" O: "Almost certainly not!" We aren't even 2 minutes in, yall already bickering I love it

Ah: "How come every time we fly, you crash??" An: "It's not my fault, it's the SHIP!" ...Sure it is

Ah: "He always... blames... the ship!!" So this isn't a one time occurrence lmao, good to know

An: "You always taught me to go by my instincts." O: "No that- that doesn't seem right..." Bro KNOWS he did NOT teach you that T.T

An: "Why do you even ask for my opinion? We never do things my way." O: "We crashed the ship your way :)" Oh Obi-Wan, master of ragebaiting

Ahsoka's looking back and forth between them like they're her parents fighting-

Oh SHIT bounty hunters got Ahsoka and Anakin. OBI-WAN WHERE YOU AT

Ah: "Four on one?? You mean four on two." Bounty hunter: "We don't count you, knee-high." O: "Do you count me? :]" with the smuggest smile as he walks in with his lightsaber lmao

this little guy just walked in and stopped them, now bro's talking about pirates. Hello??

Anakin WHY are you leaned back against the wall like an angsty teen in a music video

BH: "We're busy." O: "Busy extorting farmers?" This guy T.T

THE BIG BAD BOUNTY HUNTER IS JUST A LITTLE GUY IN A SUIT IM CRINE. ...Okay damn he's actually kicking ass tho, even outside of it

GIGGLING ANAKIN KEEPS TRYING TO FIGHT HONDO AND HIS LITTLE PET KEEPS JUMPING ON ANAKIN'S FACE AND BITING HIS LEG, ANAKIN'S SO DONE WITH TS T.T

Hondo's hanging off a ledge: "Skywalker!! Help me!" Anakin's looking at him like "Now WHY would I do that."

...ugh he did it anyway, and ofc Hondo tried to kill him immediately NO ONE is surprised

A yes, yet another planet vital to the Republic that the Separatists are trying to take

THIS DUDES NAME IS LITERALLY DOGE T.T

The clones are... well... they're trying their best

They just dropped a bomb HOLY SHIT THAT THING WAS FUCKING INSANE- IT TURNED INTO A BLUE ORB OF FUCKING DEATH??? it literally powered off EVERYTHING, including the Jedi's stuff. ...I mean... it worked?

Oh shit it created a sinkhole- OH SHIT NOT GOOD. dude that thing literally ate the planet tf

Windu: "The sinkhole took many of our troopers. We have search parties looking for them." they aren't gonna find anything bro T.T AND THEY JUST LOST CONTACT WITH THE RESCUE TEAM, GREAT

Doge: "I hope your bomb has not upset the delicate balance of our planet." ...Yeah... didn't leave a scratch... heh...

Windu is literally finding scratch marks and helmets, yeah bro rip those troops. Oh nvm they found some! ...and they're saying they're not alone down there, that's LOVELY.

...holy shit. That thing down there with them? IT'S SO FUCKING BIG THEY WERE STANDING ON IT. HOLY SHIT IT'S LIKE A GIANT SNAKE-CRAB THING- oh hell nah yall are cooked ANAKIN DONT GO DOWN THERE

Lightsabers can't even cut through it, yeah you're done for. ANAKIN JUST SWAN DIVED OFF OF IT AND LANDED ON A FLYING R2 IM GIGGLING SM

Oh okay so basically this thing is supposed to be extinct. Aw wait they're burying it alive, I kinda feel bad :( ty Windu for protesting

Well shit the treaty for the planet's fuel was just canceled. Anakin's worried it's not worth it, and I see both points. Let it die and get the treaty. Or follow the Jedi way, relocate it and let it live, and no treaty. Lose lose situation here :/

Ooh, okay, Anakin's suggesting making it seem dead and relocating it before it wakes up so they can still get the treaty. Smart man

THEY'RE FUCKING DROWNING IT??? IN THEIR FUEL THATS LIKE ACID??? NO IM KILLING MYSELF ITS MAKING THE SADDEST NOISES- oh shit it's climbing out yall dont stand a chance. yup it's destroying everything DESERVEEDDDD

Clone: "Whose bright idea was this anyway???" Anakin: "..."

AYYYY THEY GOT IT UNCONSCIOUS!!

A: "Hey, it worked!" W: "You sure?" A: "Yes I'm sure. ...you go first." Yes Anakin, SO sure

...THEYRE BRINGING THAT FUCKING CREATURE TO CORUSCANT??? TO STUDY IT???? THATS SUCH A BAD IDEA, WHAT ARE WE DOING

guarentee the next episode's about it. wow look at that I was right

CLONE YOUTH BRIGADE??? I- THEYRE BABIES!! WHAT. WHAAATTTT????

omg theres a baby clone named Jax THATS A REFERENCE TRUST

J: "it's not like they're Jedi." the Jedi walk in T.T

ANAKIN AND WINDU ARE LEADING THE BABY TOUR IM CRYING. ANAKIN'S SO EXCITED TO SHOW OFF

aw man, they weren't able to, Anakin's so disappointed T.T

this one baby, Lucky? Bro was SEETHING at the Jedi, I dont trust him. Lucky genuinely looks ready to murder someone like DAMN stop death glaring at everyone

and now he's sneaking off I KNEW IT. OMG ITS FUCKING BOBA FETT. LUCKY IS BOBA FETT. ohhhh he was glaring at WINDU not at Anakin... makes sense now

OH SHIT WINDU ALMOST GOT BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS FROM A TRAP BOBA SET FOR HIM BUT A CLONE TOOK THE HIT INSTEAD

Clone just fucking handed over his weapon to Boba, WHAT are we doing

oh shit he just blew part of the ship up ANAKIN ALMOST GOT SUCKED INTO SPACE-

Anakin's saving the cadets :( Awww

not enough Obi-Wan in this episode, sighhh

still can't believe they're bringing the zillo beast to Coruscant, how DUMB can you be Palpatine

P: "Such size..." that's what she said

Palpatine smirking FAAAACCCKKK YOOOUUUU

I feel horrible for the zillo beast, it's being experimented on while in captivity after living freely and not hurting anyone for years :(

this thing boutta eat Palpatine and I hope it does

HES GONNA KILL IT??? NOOOOO NOT THE BABY HE DONT DESERVE THIS

Padme wanted Anakin to speak up, bro folded IMMEDIATELY

get your sLIMY HANDS OFF MY BOY ANAKIN, PALPATINE I WILL BEHEAD YOU anyway

NO THEYRE GONNA FUCKING GAS THE ZILLO BEAST NO </3 NOOOOOOOOOOOO

...oh shit. HAHA OH SHIT ITS BREAKING OUT HAHA YES!! YES GO GO GO BE FREE!! OH HELL YESSSSS. ...shit now it's tearing apart Coruscant. Gulp. LMFAO IT'S DIRECTLY ATTACKING BILLBOARDS OF PALPATINE, I WOULD TOO. IT'S HUNTING PALPATINE AND I CANT TELL IF IM CONCERNED OR PROUD AND I THINK IT'S A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH

Windu: "What is Skywalker doing?" I feel like that's a question asked often

Anakin saved Padme ANIDALA SPOTTED

Aw... it's dying :( they gassed it, poor thing. Man that sucks, poor guy was just minding its own business and its world got flipped upside down

...PALPATINES HAVING THE BEAST CLONED??? OH HELL NAH WTF